The last show of 2020 covers one of Dick Clark’s first attempts to wrest control of NYE TV from the mighty Guy Lombaro. Backed by Dr. Pepper, he enlists Chicago, Herbie Hancock, The Doobie Brothers, Olivia Newton-John, and the Beach Boys in his attempt to take over the last hour of the year. Follow along here. And don't forget to tune in tomorrow at 3:30 to watch the classic movie Rocky, starring...Roddy McDowall?
Wednesday, December 30, 2020
Wednesday, December 23, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #48: December 24, 1988
This episode sends us back 32 Christmases to look at a supergroup, a very commercial hit, a band on its second singer, and a superstar on his fourth decade of charting. See it all here. And find out what Canada's steeltown was listening to back then.
Thursday, December 17, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #47: Tales from the Bargain Bin #5 - You Sleigh Me!
This episode looks at an obscure mid-90s Christmas compilation from various Atlantic Records artists. Collective Soul and Tori Amos headline, but lesser known acts like Jill Sobule, Daniel Johnston and Victoria Williams try to steal the show. Listen to the tracks and find out more here. Hallelujah, everybody say Cheese!
Friday, December 11, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #46: December 13, 1975
This time we go back to the last month of 1975, when the hot sound was coming out of Florida, even if it was sometimes delivered by Brits. There were also hits about drunkenness, scary dreams, custom cars, naughty girls, and a schoolboy inspired by tragedy to become a football hero. Plus a great shoulda-been Bond theme, a real oldie, and yes, a Christmas song. Follow along here. Take a little trip with me and listen to this episode.
Thursday, December 3, 2020
Episode #45: The Old Man's Uneasy Rider Tournament - Round 2, Part 4
The final matchups of the tournament's second round. Can Paul Simon knock off Michael Jackson? Will both Tone Loc's songs move on? And which medley of old hits will make the final 64? Find out and assess the competitors here. Why don't you listen to the podcast where fashion sits?
Tuesday, November 24, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #44: November 23, 1996
The new episode has RuPaul, Jewel, Pearl Jam, Sheryl Crow, a full slate of Canadians, and multiple British TV stars. See and hear it all on YouTube here. You may or may not want to bag this episode up.
Tuesday, November 17, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #43: Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out #4 - The November 15, 1980 Edition of Solid Gold
We go back to an episode of a show that gave America a dance troupe cool and sexy enough to bust moves to Hall and Oates and Leo Sayer. Yes, it’s Solid Gold. Dionne Warwick buddies up to Natalie Cole, invites us to be knocked out by Grace Jones, gets the ladies primed for Andy Gibb, and interrupts poor Jimmy Hall. And a decade before Smashing Pumpkins, we get smashing watermelons, thanks to rock legend Gallagher. Watch it all on YouTube here. Then, stay tuned for Joan Rivers and Bo Derek on The Mike Douglas Show!
Thursday, November 12, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #42: November 9, 1980
The new episode features songs about modest proposals to end poverty, the inevitability of education, the allure of gambling, the danger of military service, the destructive power of modern weaponry, and the troubled lives of teen runaways. Also, romantic love. Check out the songs and more related ephemera here. Have a listen. And don't forget the joker.
Thursday, November 5, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #41: The Old Man's Ultimate 80s Uneasy Rider Tournament - Round 2, Part 3
It's a little late in coming, but here's the latest set of matchups in the Uneasy Rider tournament. It's thrilling, heartwarming, and tearjerking. And there's food! Judge the competition on YouTube here. There are no more important results to any competition in the world this week than these. Absolutely none.
The OMUTURE: Round 2, Part 2
Late results. Where have I heard that before?
THE JUMPROPES AND JOYSTICKS BOWL
"Double Dutch Bus," Frankie Smith, 1981
vs. "Pac-Man Fever," Buckner and Garcia, 1982
Final Score: Fever 42, Bus 21. The Pac-Men's ability to gobble up yardage and time of possession prevailed over the fancy footwork of the Dutch. But how long will the Fever squad be content with being paid entirely in quarters?
THE AI BOWL
"Mr. Roboto," Styx, 1983
vs. "Automatic Man," Michael Sembello, 1984
Final Score: Roboto 55, Automatic 3. Both teams had state of the art preparation techniques and game planning, but the Styx team seemed more focused and passionate, and were better able to adjust to changing situations. Sembello's players now return to their lives of performing more intimate functions.
THE STRANGE VOICES BOWL
"Obscene Phone Caller," Rockwell, 1984
vs. "Paranoimia," The Art of Noise featuring Max Headroom, 1986
Final Score: Paranoimia 31, Phone 13. The Art squad won by playing like insomniacs who were desperate to tire themselves out. Rockwell blamed his teams loss on some mysterious, disturbing noises on his headset when he tried to communicate with his coordinators. But maybe he's just paranoid.
THE SCIENTIFIC VISION BOWL
"She Blinded Me with Science," Thomas Dolby, 1983
vs. "The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades," Timbuk 3, 1986
Final Score: Science 35, Shades 14. At times, Dolby's team executed plays so well that it was like poetry in motion, and no amount of protective eyewear could prevent the Timbuk team from being dazzled. But despite the loss, they remain exceptionally optimistic.
THE FEMALES WHO SPEAK STRANGELY BOWL
"Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk," Dr. Hook, 1982
vs. "Valley Girl," Frank and Moon Zappa, 1982
Final Score: Valley 66, Jeans 0. Their pants may have been able to talk, but the Hook teams offense, defense and special teams were all silent. The Valley team didn't let them get a word in edgewise, because, ohmygod, they were, like, scoring all these gnarly touchdowns, you know, and these bitchin' field goals, you know, like totally.
THE I CAN FEEL AND HEAR IT COMING BOWL
"In the Air Tonight," Phil Collins, 1981
vs. "Pump Up the Volume," M/A/R/R/S, 1988
Final Score: Pump 24, Air 23. A lot of tension in this one, but the men from M/A/R/R/S squeaked out a win with rhythmatic, systematic ball control. Sadly, the moment Phil's team had been waiting for all their lives was over.
THE FUTURE'S NOT SO BRIGHT AFTER ALL, AND I NEED A LOT MORE THAN SHADES BOWL
"1999," Prince, 1983
vs. "Silent Running," Mike and the Mechanics, 1986
Final Score: Running 27, 1999 19. The Mechanics played like a team constantly prepared for war, while their opponents seemed like they woke up this morning and realized they had a game to play. The 99ers did play like there was no tomorrow, but before they were able to finish a possible tying drive, the clock hit zero zero, party over, oops, out of time.
THE WE'RE STILL COOL BOWL
"Radio Ga-Ga," Queen, 1984
vs. "Hip to be Square," Huey Lewis and the News, 1986
Final Score: Radio 28, Square 10. Huey's boys prepared for the game by living clean, but it wasn't enough to beat Queen with their superior communication. Will their journey end in the next round, or have they yet to have their finest hour?
THE MOVE IT BOWL
"Walk the Dinosaur," Was (Not Was), 1989
vs. "Stand," R.E.M., 1989
Final Score: Dinosaur 38, Stand 24. It was the brute force of the Walkers vs. the intricate moves of the Standers. In the end, the Was side was able to crush R.E.M.'s dreams. Maybe it was their pregame meal of blue pork roasted in the Statue of Liberty's torch that made the difference.
THE MOE HOWARD AND JOHN WAYNE MEMORIAL BOWL
"The Curly Shuffle," Jump N' the Saddle, 1984
vs. "I Wanna Be a Cowboy," Boys Don’t Cry, 1986
Final Score: Curly 47, Cowboy 7. The Saddle Jumpers may have appeared disorganized, but it was that unpredictability that allowed them to knock over the Boys, who were definitely more upset than they looked by the fact that their opponents did not adhere to the Code of the West.
THE WORLD TOURIST BOWL
"One Night in Bangkok," Murray Head, 1985
vs. "Vienna Calling," Falco, 1986
Final Score: Bangkok 48, Vienna 6. Head's Chess club once again dominated with superior strategy and focus. They show up not for groupies or tourism, but to play and win the game. The Vienna team...not so much. They're now off to play exhibition games in Tucson, Arizona and Toronto, Canada.
THE IF YOU WON’T BUY ME A RUBBER DOLLY THEN YOU’RE NO FRIEND OF MINE BOWL
"The Clapping Song," Pia Zadora, 1983
vs. "The Safety Dance," Men Without Hats, 1983
Final Score: Clapping 28, Safety 26. Once again, Zadora's team, who were seen as one of the least talented teams in the tournament, pulls off an upset over a more highly regarded opponent. Were the Hatless men too cautious when they didn't gamble on a late 4th down? Did the Clapping team's wealthy owner exert his influence on the officials? And most importantly, will the winning team get their promised rubber dollies?
THE TWO GO MAD IN THE 80S BOWL
"Let’s Go Crazy," Prince, 1984
vs. "Crazy in the Night (Barking at Airplanes)," Kim Carnes, 1985
Final Score: Go 53, Night 0. Prince’s team played recklessly. Kim's played scared. The elevator isn't bringing the Purple Bananas down yet.
THE MAYBE HE ORDERED THAT BECAUSE HE HEARD THEIR CHICKEN TASTES LIKE WOOD BOWL
"Rapper’s Delight," The Sugarhill Gang, 1980
vs. "You be Illin'," Run DMC, 1986
Final Score: Delight 24, Illin' 17. The Sugarhill, er, gang pulled this one out by playing a long game, settling for short, snappy plays that strung together for scores. The DMC side had some quick hits, but unforced errors like mistaking a shoulder pad for the ball and putting on a first and goal ultimately cost them.
THE THEY BOTH LIKE SMOKES BOWL
"Take Off, " Bob and Doug McKenzie, 1982
vs. "(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party)," The Beastie Boys, 1987
Final Score: Take 39, Fight 18. The McKenzies pass happy offense, inspired by the three down Canadian game, disoriented the Partiers, who paid the price for missing practices and film sessions. Hosers in the masked, socially distanced crowd (Canadians follow rules, eh?) were seen in shirts that said "WE THE GREAT WHITE NORTH. "
THE REVENGE OPERA BOWL
"The Legend of Wooley Swamp," The Charlie Daniels Band, 1980
vs. "Rock Me Amadeus," Falco, 1986
Final Score: Rock 34, Swamp 17. Falco’s offensive coordinator is considered a prodigy, and he wrote up a brilliant game plan that outsmarted the Swamp folk, who felt like they could sneak in and steal a win. Not only that, but when the losing team tried to leave, their bus got stuck in some mud that mysteriously appeared beneath it. And reportedly, they're still stuck.
Tuesday, October 27, 2020
Episode #40: October 27, 1977
The new episode looks back at fall 1977. The songs literally run hot and cold. One may change your eye color. And you might be liberated, illuminated, and/or nostalgified. See YouTube for more. Isn’t it time you listened? What are you Waite-ing for?
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #39: The 1st Annual OMYAM Halloween Special featuring Turn On Tune In Rock Out #3 - Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park
A seasonal treat for you. I talk about Kiss's attempt to become TV movie stars in a story that has robots, bikers, superpowers, a mad scientist, lifeguard chairs, gymnastics, squiggly laser guns, and so much more. You can get some of the picture here, but for the whole story, listen to the episode. But watch out for ApeWereWookiees.
Tuesday, October 13, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #38: Tales from the Bargain Bin #4 - Shonen Knife's Let's Knife
This episode looks at the 1993 major label debut of a Japanese female punk pop band that did songs about space, bug collecting, toys, and...pot scrubbers? Check it out and some other related material on YouTube here. And remember: dirty, ugly animals deserve love too.
Tuesday, October 6, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #37: October 12, 1991
Episode #37
This one's got Canadian prog, Philly doo wop, British comedy, and a opera diva from New Zealand singing about rugby. There's more, of course, and you can follow along on YouTube. Enjoy this episode, because, not to be sappy or anything, everything I do, I do it for you. And for the power windows.
Tuesday, September 29, 2020
Episode #36: The Old Man's Ultimate 80s Uneasy Rider Tournament - Round 2, Part 2
The tournament continues. From Bob and Doug and the Beastie Boys to Zappa and Zadora, more aspirants to the title of Ultimate Uneasy Rider of the 80s battle it out in the bubble of my imagination. Listen to the contenders here. This episode is many things, but illin' isn't one of them.
The OMUTURE: Round 2, Part One
The summaries of the matchups described in Episode 32.
"Still in Saigon," The Charlie Daniels Band, 1982
vs. "19," Paul Hardcastle, 1985
Final Score: Nineteen 44, Saigon 6. Hardcastle's squad overwhelmed the Daniels team, who seemed to be rattled every time the 19ers quarterback went to the line and called out "Saigon! Saigon! S-S-S-S-Saigon!" But in spite of a relatively easy victory, the game took its toll on the winners, which casts some doubt on their ability to live up to their supporters' high expectations.
THE DON’T PUSH THE BUTTON BOWL
"99 Luftballons," Nena, 1984
vs. "Russians," Sting, 1986
Final Score: Luftballons 45, Russians 7. Nena's team dominated because of their commitment to the air attack, especially the long bomb. Sting's side played scared, like they just wanted to get the game overnight and go home to their kids. Will the Luftballons be willing to do what it takes to end up on top, no matter the cost? We'll see.
THE INHOSPITABL, The Fast team. The E ENVIRONMENTS BOWL
"Undercover of the Night," The Rolling Stones, 1984
vs. "Look Out Any Window," Bruce Hornsby and the Range, 1988
Final Score: Night 45, Window 3. Intimidation tactics were key to the Stones' blowout win. Whether the blue face paint and lace-and-rubber uniforms they wore were part of that intimidation is unclear, but the Range seemed to breathe easier knowing their tournament was over.
THE SLOW DOWN AND READ BOWL
"Sign o' The Times," Prince, 1987
vs. "Fast Car," Tracy Chapman, 1988
Final Score: Sign 24, Car 14. Prince’s team played recklessly and explosively. The Fast players hung in for three quarters, but the stress of the relentless pressure finally got to them. Signs point to the Times being a tough out.
THE HOLD MY BREATH AS I WISH FOR A BETTER COUNTRY BOWL
"For America," Jackson Browne, 1986
vs. "One," Metallica, 1989
Final Score: One 59, America 3. Once again, the Metallica team's willingness to sacrifice life and limb for victory led to domination. All the hope and prayer in the world couldn't change that. Strangely, the One players to a man couldn't remember anything about the game immediately afterward.
THE NARCOTICS SUPPLY CHAIN BOWL
"Smuggler's Blues," Glenn Frey, 1985
vs, "Dr. Feelgood," Motley Crue, 1989
Final Score: Feelgood 30, Smugglers 27 (OT). This was a tough battle between two teams that know how to move the ball efficiently and get away with breaking rules. The Feelgoods squeaked out the overtime win thanks to a timely and questionable penalty, leading to speculation that the Crue made the referees a slightly better bribery offer than Frey before the extra period. Well, someone had to lose.
THE WELL, MAYBE RICKY COULD HAVE USED SOME EDUCATION BOWL
"Another Brick in the Wall Part 2," Pink Floyd, 1980
vs. "18 and Life," Skid Row, 1989
Final Score: Brick 38, Life 10. The Floyd side had youth and enthusiasm on their side, and also clearer heads, whereas the Skids were impaired and fuelled by indiscriminate rage. How much can the Bricks build on this win?
THE JOEL BOWL
"You're Only Human (Second Wind)," Billy Joel, 1985
vs. "We Didn't Start the Fire," Billy Joel, 1989
Final Score: Fire 42, Wind 7. The Fire fighters blazed down the field using their extensive playbook, causing the Human players to make mistakes. They did have a burst of energy at the end, but all it did was avoid a shutout. But the losing team took it in stride, knowing it's not the end of the world.
THE TALK VERSUS ACTION BOWL
"Coward of the County," Kenny Rogers, 1980
vs, "Papa Don’t Preach," Madonna, 1986
Final Score: Coward 23, Papa 19. Madonna’s team were bolder in the first half, taking a big lead while Kenny's crew seemed to put up little resistance. But an injury to the County's most beloved player early in the third quarter lit a fire under them, and a furious comeback allowed them to steal the win. But the Preachers vow to continue playing, no matter what anyone else says.
THE I GOT AROUND BOWL
"I've Never Been to Me," Charlene, 1982
vs. "To All the Girls I've Loved Before," Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias, 1984
Final Score: Never 31, Girls 17. Both teams are known for their scoring proficiency, but it was Charlene's team's second half defense that made the difference. The Loved ones couldn't penetrate it, because they had already blown their l...er, their stamina had run out.
THE KEEP CALM AND DON’T TOUCH THE STUDENTS BOWL
"Don’t Stand So Close to Me," The Police, 1981
vs. "Relax," Frankie Goes to Hollywood, 1985
Final Score: Relax 35, Stand 12. The Frankie offense wasn't very explosive, but their long, methodical drives always ended up going all the way, giving them a comfortable win over the Police squad, who, in spite of the game being played in the controlled environment of the OMUTURE bubble, seemed to be committed to socially distancing from the opposing end zone.
THE NEWS ON THE STREET BOWL
"Dirty Laundry," Don Henley, 1983
vs. "Electric Avenue," Eddy Grant, 1983
Final Score: Laundry 34, Avenue 13. Don's team won with questionable tactics and by sowing dissent among the Electric players by telling them uncorroborated negative stories about their teammates, coaches and fans. After the game, losing coach Grant calleeir d for an extensive inquiry into the defeat, hoping to determine who is to blame in what country.
THE HIPPIES AND HOODLUMS BOWL
"The First Day of Summer," Tony Carey, 1984
vs. "Touch of Grey," The Grateful Dead, 1987
Final Score: Grey 3, Summer 0 (forfeit). The star of Carey's team, The Kid, was never located after stealing the team bus and all their equipment after their first round win, so they could not get to the bubble to continue. A break for the aging Dead. But how will they get by when they actually have to play to keep going.
THE ENDING RACISM ONE SONG AT A TIME BOWL
"Ebony and Ivory," Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder, 1986
vs. "Sun City," Artists United Against Apartheid, 1986.
Final Score: City 44, Ebony 6. The Sun squad had superior starpower and greater commitment to moving forward, so they dominated Paul and Stevie's boys, who seemed to think a positive attitude and a simplistic approach were enough. As a side note, the Artists had a big impact on the choice of the location of the OMUTURE bubble, as they made it clear there were places they would not play.
THE DUSTY RHODES MEMORIAL BOWL
"Allentown," Billy Joel, 1983
vs. "Rain on the Scarecrow," John Cougar Mellencamp, 1986.
Final Score: Scarecrow 31, Allentown 20. In a battle of desperate teams, Cougar's boys won with their farm-honed strength and stamina. The defeated Allentown squad return to Pennsylvania and an uncertain future.
THE FIRST WORLD VERSUS THE THIRD WORLD BOWL
"We Are the World," USA for Africa, 1985
vs. "Living in America," James Brown, 1986
Final Score: World 55, America 10. It was another case of a loaded team beating up on a side with just one star. But they may be on a collision course with another lineup full of heavy hitters. If they clash, who will survive, and what will the winner have left for the rest of the tournament?
Stay tuned for the next second round podcast later today.
Tuesday, September 22, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #35: September 28, 1986
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-35-September-28--1986-ek16f3
This one's got a little Meat on it. There's a bit of religion, plenty of nostalgia, some class, some sass, and a couple come-ons. And an actor tries to be a pop star, which always turns out well. Follow on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQm6xNhwK5x50rNI7_lcGGul You'll be happy that you stuck with this episode.
This one's got a little Meat on it. There's a bit of religion, plenty of nostalgia, some class, some sass, and a couple come-ons. And an actor tries to be a pop star, which always turns out well. Follow on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQm6xNhwK5x50rNI7_lcGGul You'll be happy that you stuck with this episode.
Tuesday, September 15, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #34: Tune In, Turn On, Rock Out #2 - The 1st Annual Rock n’Roll Sports Classic
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-34-Tune-In--Turn-On--Rock-Out-2---The-1st-Annual-Rock-nRoll-Sports-Classic-ejm93c
This time we go back to 1978 to look at pop stars running and jumping and kicking and riding bicycles and pulling ropes. And these are pretty big stars. Michael Jackson, Gladys Knight, Rod Stewart, Anne Murray, Leif Garrett! And Helen Schneider! Yes, the Helen Schneider! Watch along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQlSnE6UY1fbNkeC87tKMCbe Have a listen. Don't make me sic Sha Na Na on you.
This time we go back to 1978 to look at pop stars running and jumping and kicking and riding bicycles and pulling ropes. And these are pretty big stars. Michael Jackson, Gladys Knight, Rod Stewart, Anne Murray, Leif Garrett! And Helen Schneider! Yes, the Helen Schneider! Watch along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQlSnE6UY1fbNkeC87tKMCbe Have a listen. Don't make me sic Sha Na Na on you.
Tuesday, September 8, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #33: September 14, 1974
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-33-September-14--1974-ejb3v4
The new episode has glam both real and fake, a song about silly love songs (not that one), and a tribute to a raspy radio man. The YouTube playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQmiRIGgegbOMBj08T2QIlck I cover these songs and more with expert timing.
The new episode has glam both real and fake, a song about silly love songs (not that one), and a tribute to a raspy radio man. The YouTube playlist here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQmiRIGgegbOMBj08T2QIlck I cover these songs and more with expert timing.
Tuesday, September 1, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #32: The Old Man's Ultimate Tournament of Uneasy Riders of the 80s - Round 2, Part 1
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-32-The-Old-Mans-Ultimate-Tournament-of-Uneasy-Riders-of-the-Eighties---Round-2--Part-1-eivsrh
The new episode begins the second round of the Uneasy Rider. There are two Eagles, three Billy Joel songs, and one song that contains the word "whoring." And lots more. Check out the songs on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQku206PzO_mdlEzm6fWrqNP Have a listen. I promise not to preach to you.
The new episode begins the second round of the Uneasy Rider. There are two Eagles, three Billy Joel songs, and one song that contains the word "whoring." And lots more. Check out the songs on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQku206PzO_mdlEzm6fWrqNP Have a listen. I promise not to preach to you.
Monday, August 31, 2020
The OMUTURE: Round 1, Part 8
Finally, the last bracket.
THE RACE IS ON BOWL
"Run for the Roses," Dan Fogelberg, 1982
vs. "Runner," Manfred Mann's Earth Band, 1984
Final Score: Roses 49, Runner 7. The Fogelberg squad had the horses to run free up and down the field. The Mann team hit a wall early, and limped to the finish. No roses for Dan's thoroughbreds yet, but they've come flying out of the gate.
THE QUIET BEATLE SPEAKS BOWL
"All Those Years Ago," George Harrison, 1981
vs. "When We was Fab," George Harrison, 1988
Final Score: Fab 20, Years 17. Both teams' playbooks contained a lot of formations that worked in the past, but the Fab lads used them a little more effectively, which literally gave them the extra kick at the end to win the game. But it was a friendly encounter, and both teams left the field together singing and talking of past glories.
THE DON'T TURN AROUND ANNIE BOWL
"Der Komissar," After the Fire, 1983
vs. "Smooth Criminal," Michael Jackson, 1989
Final Score: Criminal 28, Komissar 14. The Fire brigade came in with the challenge of having to interpret their playbook from the original German, and then they had to deal with the freak winter storm that hit just as the game kicked off. Both teams were slipping on the same snow, but the Criminals had better footwork than Jill, Joe, and the rest of the Komissars. There was some concern after the game when bloodstains were found on the carpet of the locker room Jackson's team were using, but as far as we know, they'll be okay to play their next game.
THE PLACES TO LIE DOWN BOWL
"Sleeping Bag," ZZ Top, 1985
vs. "Beds are Burning," Midnight Oil, 1988
Final Score: Burning 31, Sleeping 21. The Aussies were used to a different kind of football than the one they had to play against their Texan opponents, but they learned how to apply their physicality quickly, and were able to claim more overall territory and get the win. The losing Top team decided not to leave town that day, opting instead to camp on the field and sleep under the stars.
THE BETTY AND AL, ATTORNEYS AT LAW BOWL
"Lawyers in Love," Jackson Browne, 1983
vs. "You Can Call Me Al," Paul Simon, 1987
Final Score: Al 24, Lawyers 23. Both teams came in with a lot of questions? Were Simon's team too soft in the middle, and would their short attention spans be a factor? Would the Lawyers decision to wear tight, expensive denim uniforms and watch reruns of a 70s sitcom in lieu of film of their opponents pay off? The game was close until the end, when Browne's team was betrayed by their nature, arguing every call on the Als' final drive and making unfounded allegations that led to delay of game and unsportsmanlike conduct penalties that helped Simon's men walk in for the winning touchdown, to cries of "Amen!" and "Hallelujah!" from their fans.
THE RAPPIN' TO THE OLDIES BOWL
"Wipe Out," The Fat Boys featuring The Beach Boys, 1987
vs, "The Twist (Yo Twist)," The Fat Boys featuring Chubby Checker, 1988
Final Score: Wipe 48, Twist 31. Both teams used playbooks borrowed from successful teams of the past, but the Wipe Out squad added some new wrinkles and brought in some veterans to run a West Coast offense that, by the end of the game, left their opponents twisting in the wind. The Large and the Sandy ride a wave to the second round.
THE REACH OUT AND CALL HIS NAME BOWL
"Yah Mo B There," James Ingram and Michael McDonald, 1984
vs. "Kyrie," Mr. Mister, 1986
Final Score: Yah 34, Kyrie 3. In a contest of faith, the Ingram/McDonald combination seemed much more blessed on this day. After the game, there was speculation that the Misters were playing with a lot of injuries of the upper body variety, as their players were overheard talking about "broken wings" as they left the field.
THE ALL THE ORIGINAL HITS, NONE OF THE ORIGINAL STARS BOWL
"Medley," Stars on 45, 1981
vs. "Stars on 45 III: Stars on Stevie," Stars on 45, 1982
Final Score: Medley 45, Stevie 21. In another battle of teams using time tested playbooks, the Medley team prevailed by diversifying with pages from other teams. Also, the Stevie team were reportedly very superstitious, and came into the game uptight, which limited their ability to sign, seal, and deliver a victory.
THE BOATS AND BULLETS BOWL
"Twilight Zone," Golden Earring, 1983
vs. "Don't Pay the Ferryman," Chris De Burgh, 1983
Final Score: Ferryman 30, Twilight 17. As agreed upon by both teams, the game was played at 2 am. The Ferrymen won by taking more risks, even when voices in the crowd told them not to. The Twilight coaches grew tired of taking chances, and there's talk that the whole team will be dismissed with "extreme prejudice," whatever that means.
THE IN ANOTHER MAN'S SHADOW BOWL
"Leader of the Band," Dan Fogelberg, 1982
vs. "Bruce," Rick Springfield, 1984
Final Score: Bruce 35, Band 10. Rick's team took years of misidentification frustration out on the Leaders, who never believed they could play as well as their fathers did. The only hiccup on a successful night came when winning Coach Springfield walked out on the postgame press conference after the first question, "Bruce, your team just proved it all night. Will their hungry hearts be enough to lead them to more glory days?"
THE WHAT'S THAT OLD LADY'S STORY BOWL
"Veronica," Elvis Costello, 1989
vs. "Another Day in Paradise," Phil Collins, 1989
Final Score: Veronica 42, Paradise 13. The Veronica team prevailed with their carefree attitude, which they had in large part because their needs were well taken care of. The Paradise squad could not say the same, and it is feared that their players might be put back out on the street. Will Coach Collins do something about it, or just talk about how sad it is?
THE ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVERS ON THE CHART BOWL
"Hooked on Classics," The Royal Philharmonic, 1982
vs. "Hooked on Swing," Larry Elgart and His Manhattan Swing Orchestra, 1982
Final Score: Classics 48, Swing 20. The team from London got the best of their New York rivals with a deeper, more experienced roster and a more modern and uptempo approach to the game. By the 4th quarter, Elgart's side was no longer in the mood to put up much opposition.
THE BROADWAY BABIES BOWL
"And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going," Jennifer Holliday, 1982
vs. "Memory," Barry Manilow, 1983
Final Score: Telling 55, Memory 14. The Holliday team's determination to stay in the tournament overwhelmed Manilow's veteran club, who just didn't have the cat-like reflexes they used to. Apparently there is a film of the Memory team's practices leading up to the game, but it has been enhanced with ridiculous-looking CGI effects that make it disturbing to watch.
THE TIN PAN ALLEY BOWL
"I Don't Want to Walk Without You," Barry Manilow, 1980
vs. "Puttin' On the Ritz," Taco, 1983
Final Score: Ritz 42, Walk 0. It was definitely a Taco night, as the Ritz boys dominated with their snappy uniforms and fancy footwork. After back to back losses, Barry must make the lonely stroll home.
THE THROWING A WRENCH IN THE STARMAKER MACHINERY BOWL
"Watching the Wheels," John Lennon, 1981
vs. "Pop Singer," John Mellencamp, 1989
Final Score: Pop 3, Wheels 0 (forfeit). The Wheels decided at the last minute to refuse the invitation to play. They said the didn't feel the need to get back in the spotlight and in front of a crowd, preferring calm domesticity instead. The Pop squad didn't seem enthusiastic about playing either, but they did show up, which on this day was enough.
THE GAME RECOGNIZING GAME BOWL
"Master Blaster (Jammin')," Stevie Wonder, 1980
vs. "Nightshift," The Commodores, 1985
Final Score: Blaster 17, Nightshift 10. In another battle of borrowed playbooks, the Wonder boys prevailed with better execution and a more positive attitude. The Commodores were able to sail away from the tournament singing proud.
So Round 1 is done. Watch this space for the podcast that kicks off round 2.
THE RACE IS ON BOWL
"Run for the Roses," Dan Fogelberg, 1982
vs. "Runner," Manfred Mann's Earth Band, 1984
Final Score: Roses 49, Runner 7. The Fogelberg squad had the horses to run free up and down the field. The Mann team hit a wall early, and limped to the finish. No roses for Dan's thoroughbreds yet, but they've come flying out of the gate.
THE QUIET BEATLE SPEAKS BOWL
"All Those Years Ago," George Harrison, 1981
vs. "When We was Fab," George Harrison, 1988
Final Score: Fab 20, Years 17. Both teams' playbooks contained a lot of formations that worked in the past, but the Fab lads used them a little more effectively, which literally gave them the extra kick at the end to win the game. But it was a friendly encounter, and both teams left the field together singing and talking of past glories.
THE DON'T TURN AROUND ANNIE BOWL
"Der Komissar," After the Fire, 1983
vs. "Smooth Criminal," Michael Jackson, 1989
Final Score: Criminal 28, Komissar 14. The Fire brigade came in with the challenge of having to interpret their playbook from the original German, and then they had to deal with the freak winter storm that hit just as the game kicked off. Both teams were slipping on the same snow, but the Criminals had better footwork than Jill, Joe, and the rest of the Komissars. There was some concern after the game when bloodstains were found on the carpet of the locker room Jackson's team were using, but as far as we know, they'll be okay to play their next game.
THE PLACES TO LIE DOWN BOWL
"Sleeping Bag," ZZ Top, 1985
vs. "Beds are Burning," Midnight Oil, 1988
Final Score: Burning 31, Sleeping 21. The Aussies were used to a different kind of football than the one they had to play against their Texan opponents, but they learned how to apply their physicality quickly, and were able to claim more overall territory and get the win. The losing Top team decided not to leave town that day, opting instead to camp on the field and sleep under the stars.
THE BETTY AND AL, ATTORNEYS AT LAW BOWL
"Lawyers in Love," Jackson Browne, 1983
vs. "You Can Call Me Al," Paul Simon, 1987
Final Score: Al 24, Lawyers 23. Both teams came in with a lot of questions? Were Simon's team too soft in the middle, and would their short attention spans be a factor? Would the Lawyers decision to wear tight, expensive denim uniforms and watch reruns of a 70s sitcom in lieu of film of their opponents pay off? The game was close until the end, when Browne's team was betrayed by their nature, arguing every call on the Als' final drive and making unfounded allegations that led to delay of game and unsportsmanlike conduct penalties that helped Simon's men walk in for the winning touchdown, to cries of "Amen!" and "Hallelujah!" from their fans.
THE RAPPIN' TO THE OLDIES BOWL
"Wipe Out," The Fat Boys featuring The Beach Boys, 1987
vs, "The Twist (Yo Twist)," The Fat Boys featuring Chubby Checker, 1988
Final Score: Wipe 48, Twist 31. Both teams used playbooks borrowed from successful teams of the past, but the Wipe Out squad added some new wrinkles and brought in some veterans to run a West Coast offense that, by the end of the game, left their opponents twisting in the wind. The Large and the Sandy ride a wave to the second round.
THE REACH OUT AND CALL HIS NAME BOWL
"Yah Mo B There," James Ingram and Michael McDonald, 1984
vs. "Kyrie," Mr. Mister, 1986
Final Score: Yah 34, Kyrie 3. In a contest of faith, the Ingram/McDonald combination seemed much more blessed on this day. After the game, there was speculation that the Misters were playing with a lot of injuries of the upper body variety, as their players were overheard talking about "broken wings" as they left the field.
THE ALL THE ORIGINAL HITS, NONE OF THE ORIGINAL STARS BOWL
"Medley," Stars on 45, 1981
vs. "Stars on 45 III: Stars on Stevie," Stars on 45, 1982
Final Score: Medley 45, Stevie 21. In another battle of teams using time tested playbooks, the Medley team prevailed by diversifying with pages from other teams. Also, the Stevie team were reportedly very superstitious, and came into the game uptight, which limited their ability to sign, seal, and deliver a victory.
THE BOATS AND BULLETS BOWL
"Twilight Zone," Golden Earring, 1983
vs. "Don't Pay the Ferryman," Chris De Burgh, 1983
Final Score: Ferryman 30, Twilight 17. As agreed upon by both teams, the game was played at 2 am. The Ferrymen won by taking more risks, even when voices in the crowd told them not to. The Twilight coaches grew tired of taking chances, and there's talk that the whole team will be dismissed with "extreme prejudice," whatever that means.
THE IN ANOTHER MAN'S SHADOW BOWL
"Leader of the Band," Dan Fogelberg, 1982
vs. "Bruce," Rick Springfield, 1984
Final Score: Bruce 35, Band 10. Rick's team took years of misidentification frustration out on the Leaders, who never believed they could play as well as their fathers did. The only hiccup on a successful night came when winning Coach Springfield walked out on the postgame press conference after the first question, "Bruce, your team just proved it all night. Will their hungry hearts be enough to lead them to more glory days?"
THE WHAT'S THAT OLD LADY'S STORY BOWL
"Veronica," Elvis Costello, 1989
vs. "Another Day in Paradise," Phil Collins, 1989
Final Score: Veronica 42, Paradise 13. The Veronica team prevailed with their carefree attitude, which they had in large part because their needs were well taken care of. The Paradise squad could not say the same, and it is feared that their players might be put back out on the street. Will Coach Collins do something about it, or just talk about how sad it is?
THE ORCHESTRAL MANOEUVERS ON THE CHART BOWL
"Hooked on Classics," The Royal Philharmonic, 1982
vs. "Hooked on Swing," Larry Elgart and His Manhattan Swing Orchestra, 1982
Final Score: Classics 48, Swing 20. The team from London got the best of their New York rivals with a deeper, more experienced roster and a more modern and uptempo approach to the game. By the 4th quarter, Elgart's side was no longer in the mood to put up much opposition.
THE BROADWAY BABIES BOWL
"And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going," Jennifer Holliday, 1982
vs. "Memory," Barry Manilow, 1983
Final Score: Telling 55, Memory 14. The Holliday team's determination to stay in the tournament overwhelmed Manilow's veteran club, who just didn't have the cat-like reflexes they used to. Apparently there is a film of the Memory team's practices leading up to the game, but it has been enhanced with ridiculous-looking CGI effects that make it disturbing to watch.
THE TIN PAN ALLEY BOWL
"I Don't Want to Walk Without You," Barry Manilow, 1980
vs. "Puttin' On the Ritz," Taco, 1983
Final Score: Ritz 42, Walk 0. It was definitely a Taco night, as the Ritz boys dominated with their snappy uniforms and fancy footwork. After back to back losses, Barry must make the lonely stroll home.
THE THROWING A WRENCH IN THE STARMAKER MACHINERY BOWL
"Watching the Wheels," John Lennon, 1981
vs. "Pop Singer," John Mellencamp, 1989
Final Score: Pop 3, Wheels 0 (forfeit). The Wheels decided at the last minute to refuse the invitation to play. They said the didn't feel the need to get back in the spotlight and in front of a crowd, preferring calm domesticity instead. The Pop squad didn't seem enthusiastic about playing either, but they did show up, which on this day was enough.
THE GAME RECOGNIZING GAME BOWL
"Master Blaster (Jammin')," Stevie Wonder, 1980
vs. "Nightshift," The Commodores, 1985
Final Score: Blaster 17, Nightshift 10. In another battle of borrowed playbooks, the Wonder boys prevailed with better execution and a more positive attitude. The Commodores were able to sail away from the tournament singing proud.
So Round 1 is done. Watch this space for the podcast that kicks off round 2.
Tuesday, August 25, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #31: August 26, 1995 Part Two: Blur v, Oasis in the Battle of Britpop
The new episode depicts the fight to have a #1 single for a week between London's laid-back, acerbic Blur and Manchester's boozy, combative Oasis. We look at Britpop, Cool Britannia, and what happened to both of these band before, during, and after the battle. Follow the action on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQmiwRassvL7qLEGluo7bw8v Listen, and cast your mind to a time and place when what CD you chose to by felt like voting in the most important election ever.
Tuesday, August 18, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #30: August 26, 1995
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-30-August-26--1995-Part-One-eib4ad
The new episode looks at the week in 1995 when a British boy band and some sad New Jersey wanderers both rode high on the charts. Plus an Alberta girl teamed up with the Pretender, and a guy from Virginia was on a Sugar high. But there's so much more to the pop story this week that I have to cover it in two episodes. Here's the YouTube playlist for this one: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQkfolI2JCcvu7PLMyQ4Y86W . And just to be clear, this episode will not make off with your brewski.
The new episode looks at the week in 1995 when a British boy band and some sad New Jersey wanderers both rode high on the charts. Plus an Alberta girl teamed up with the Pretender, and a guy from Virginia was on a Sugar high. But there's so much more to the pop story this week that I have to cover it in two episodes. Here's the YouTube playlist for this one: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQkfolI2JCcvu7PLMyQ4Y86W . And just to be clear, this episode will not make off with your brewski.
Tuesday, August 11, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #29: Tales from the Bargain Bin #3: Jobriath.
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-29-Tales-from-the-Bargain-Bin-3-Jobriath-ei0g9o
This episode examines one of the most hyped debut albums in music history. Jobriath was sold as being the next rock phenomenon to reach the Elvis/Beatles level stratosphere, AND the man who would make rock embrace an out and proud gay superstar. It was too much to ask of him, but how does the music that the public roundly rejected then hold up now? I give my opinion, and YouTube is there to help you form yours: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQlOpjiSL4ecYzDMmr-bTYDc . It's an episode worthy of a giant billboard in Times Square.
This episode examines one of the most hyped debut albums in music history. Jobriath was sold as being the next rock phenomenon to reach the Elvis/Beatles level stratosphere, AND the man who would make rock embrace an out and proud gay superstar. It was too much to ask of him, but how does the music that the public roundly rejected then hold up now? I give my opinion, and YouTube is there to help you form yours: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQlOpjiSL4ecYzDMmr-bTYDc . It's an episode worthy of a giant billboard in Times Square.
Tuesday, August 4, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #28: August 7, 1992
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-28-August-7--1982-ehm5he
The new episode has youth, beauty, a good memory, a fierce optic organ, and an opportunistic streak. But it doesn't like inland bodies of water, city life, or flying solo. Unlock these and other mysteries of 1982 with the help of YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQl_P4OPe_SUPalFzi9_72Ps This episode may have a gang, an outlaw, and some stranglers, but there's still nothing to fear. Except maybe the lake.
Tuesday, July 28, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #27: The Old Man's Ultimate Tournament of Uneasy Riders of the 80s - Round 1, Bracket 8
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-27-The-Old-Mans-Ultimate-Tournament-of-Uneasy-Riders-of-the-80s-Round-1--Bracket-8-ehc6vj
The new episode finishes off the first round of the OMUTURE. Three artists face themselves, and a couple of easy listening superstars have multiple entries. There are runners, walkers, and a guy who'd rather just watch. Make sense of it all on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQkENFmYDZQItPOlSz-HYeuA . Have a listen. And I am telling you you won't regret it.
The new episode finishes off the first round of the OMUTURE. Three artists face themselves, and a couple of easy listening superstars have multiple entries. There are runners, walkers, and a guy who'd rather just watch. Make sense of it all on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQkENFmYDZQItPOlSz-HYeuA . Have a listen. And I am telling you you won't regret it.
Monday, July 27, 2020
The OMUTURE: Round 1, Part 7
Another long wait, but here are the summaries of the matchups I covered in Ep. 23.
THE KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM BOWL
"Turning Japanese," The Vapors, 1980
vs. "She Bop," Cyndi Lauper, 1984
Final Score: Turning 42, Bop 35. A high scoring affair with plenty of touchdowns. The Vapors team just seemed a little more focused. After the game, both teams had their picture taken together, but when their opponents asked to have Cyndi's team have X-rays taken and sent to them, the Boppers drew the line.
THE BARENAKED LADIES BOWL
"Centerfold," J. Geils Band, 1982
vs. "Girls, Girls, Girls, " Motley Crue, 1987
Final Score: Centrefold 31, Girls 27. Both teams played rousing football, but the difference ended up being the Geils gang's decision, inspired by Major League baseball, to just bring cardboard cutouts of their cheerleaders, so they could look but not touch. The Crue brought flesh and blood cheerleaders, and near the end of the game, they were too distracted by thoughts of scoring off the field to concentrate on putting together a game winning drive on it. They did put on quite a show in the closing seconds, but it had nothing to do with football.
THE BRICK HOUSE BOWL
"She's a Bad Mama Jama (She's Built, She's Stacked)," Carl Carlton, 1981
vs. "Da Butt," E.U., 1988
Final Score: Butt 44, Mama 10. E.U. dominated, in large part because their backfield was always in motion, but the refs never called it, and opposing coach Carlton never complained. But will the physical nature of the Butt team's end zone celebrations take its toll in the long run? Time will tell.
THE HOT TO TROT BOWL
"Sugar Walls," Sheena Easton, 1985
vs. "Me So Horny," 2 Live Crew, 1989
Final Score: Walls 28, Horny 17. The Crew came in with a lot of hype and enthusiasm, but they were worn down by halftime, after which the Walls closed in on them, surrounding them and putting the heat on them to the point where they couldn't show the stamina they had boasted about. A sweet upset for the Sugar squad.
THE SEXY SPORTS AND SHOWBIZ BOWL
"She's a Beauty," The Tubes, 1983
vs. "U Got the Look," Prince with Sheena Easton, 1987
Final Score: Look 38, Beauty 3. The Lookers drew laughter when they came out dressed more appropriately for baseball than football, but when the game kicked off, they were more than ready, slammin', jammin', and rammin' all over the field. The Tubes were tied up in knots, and it was soon clear that they only had a one in a million chance to win.
THE PRIMAL INSTINCT BOWL
"Jungle Love," The Time, 1985
vs. "Wild Thing," Tone Loc, 1989
Final Score: Wild 34, Jungle 6. The Thing team were just more adventurous, looking to score from anywhere and often succeeding. This Time has run out.
THE STEP TO HER BOWL
"Walk This Way," Run DMC and Aerosmith, 1986
vs, "Bust a Move," Young MC, 1989
Final Score: Move 38, Walk 34. Both teams had sound strategies and stylish execution, making for a close contest that was decided ided on a trick play when Harry the fullback took the handoff, then pitched back to halfback Larry, who then threw to a wide open quarterback Marvin Young in the end zone, giving the Bust boys the win over a heavily hyped dream team.
THE SEX IN DIFFERENT KINDS OF CARS BOWL II
"Talk Dirty to Me," Poison, 1987
vs. "Love in an Elevator," Aerosmith, 1989
Final Score: Elevator 30, Dirty 10. Aerosmith's vertical passing prowess proved more effective than the Poison strategy of running all over the place. After the loss, the losing team retreated to the stadium's basement and locked the door. Some speculated that this was because they were despondent, but reporters who approached the door said that it sure didn't sound that way.
THE LET'S NOT GO ALL THE WAY BOWL
"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off," Jermaine Stewart, 1986
vs. "Keep Your Hands to Yourself," Georgia Satellites, 1987
Final Score: Hands 16, Clothes 15. There was quite a bit of hot and heavy action in the game, but neither team could go all the way, and the Satellites were intercepted three times. But then, late in the fourth quarter, there was some strange activity on the Georgia sideline that almost looked like...a wedding. Whatever it was, it unleashed enough pent up energy for the Hands team to quickly reach paydirt for the winning points. Losing coach Stewart was asked afterward if he was frustrated by his team settling for only field goals, but in between sips of cherry wine, he said no, he still had a good time.
THE EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED BOWL
"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)," Aerosmith, 1987
vs. "Funky Cold Medina," Tone Loc, 1989
Final Score: Medina 27, Dude 21. It was close, but the Funky side just seemed to have an extra kick. There is suspicion that their victory was aided by some kind of chemical substance, but whatever it is, the OMYAM Drug Testing Lab has yet to come up with a way to detect it. It's too bad. The Dude team had some pretty snazzy uniforms.
THE BRAIN OR BRAWN BOWL
"Genius of Love," Tom Tom Club. 1982
vs. "Muscles," Diana Ross, 1982
Final Score: Genius 59, Muscles 7. Diana's team was physically strong, but lacked everything else. The Tom Tom Club got in a groove early and stayed in it the whole game. The team played with a freedom that made it seem like they had just gotten out of jail.
THE PAIN IS PLEASURE BOWL
"Whip It," Devo, 1980
vs. "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)," Eurythmics, 1983
Final Score: Whip 38, Dreams 24. The Devo team was somehow to play with a loosey goosey spirited while remaining tightly disciplined. And that served them well against a tough opening opponent, who was just as happy taking punishment as delivering it. The Whip team managed to give the Dreams the slip, but the Eurythmics played well enough to be able to hold their heads up and move on.
THE LOVE FOR SALE BOWL
"Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody," David Lee Roth, 1984
vs. "Private Dancer," Tina Turner, 1985
Final Score: Gigolo 26, Dancer 10. The Roth team were more enthusiastic than the world weary Dancers, who just wanted to get the game over with. The Gigolos have a lot of fans right now, but what happens if and when the tournament goes on without them?
THE HEY GIRL BOWL
"I'm the Type of Guy," LL Cool J, 1989
vs. "Hey Ladies," Beastie Boys, 1989
Final Score: Ladies 24, Guy 17. The Boys won this physical battle delivering more hits than Sadaharu Oh. Asked about the loss, LL Cool J seemed to be more concerned about his postgame snack than the result, commenting only that "Pudding is delicious."
THE YOUR CHEATING HEART BOWL
"Nobody," Sylvia, 1982
vs. "The Rain," Oran "Juice" Jones, 1986
Final Score: Rain 38, Nobody 0. The Jones gang sat back and didn't do much in the first half, but neither did their opponents. But in the second half, the Rain brought the pain, striking hard and often, while Nobody played like a bunch of...nobodies.
THE MODEL PATIENT BOWL
"Sexual Healing," Marvin Gaye, 1983
vs. "Dress You Up," Madonna, 1985
Final Score: Healing 23, Dress 14. If this had been a fashion show, Madonna's side would have won in a walk. But in the game, the Sexual squad took the victory. Some credit their performance to their medical staff, who have a special way of treating injuries that makes their patients feel really, really good.
THE KEEP YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM BOWL
"Turning Japanese," The Vapors, 1980
vs. "She Bop," Cyndi Lauper, 1984
Final Score: Turning 42, Bop 35. A high scoring affair with plenty of touchdowns. The Vapors team just seemed a little more focused. After the game, both teams had their picture taken together, but when their opponents asked to have Cyndi's team have X-rays taken and sent to them, the Boppers drew the line.
THE BARENAKED LADIES BOWL
"Centerfold," J. Geils Band, 1982
vs. "Girls, Girls, Girls, " Motley Crue, 1987
Final Score: Centrefold 31, Girls 27. Both teams played rousing football, but the difference ended up being the Geils gang's decision, inspired by Major League baseball, to just bring cardboard cutouts of their cheerleaders, so they could look but not touch. The Crue brought flesh and blood cheerleaders, and near the end of the game, they were too distracted by thoughts of scoring off the field to concentrate on putting together a game winning drive on it. They did put on quite a show in the closing seconds, but it had nothing to do with football.
THE BRICK HOUSE BOWL
"She's a Bad Mama Jama (She's Built, She's Stacked)," Carl Carlton, 1981
vs. "Da Butt," E.U., 1988
Final Score: Butt 44, Mama 10. E.U. dominated, in large part because their backfield was always in motion, but the refs never called it, and opposing coach Carlton never complained. But will the physical nature of the Butt team's end zone celebrations take its toll in the long run? Time will tell.
THE HOT TO TROT BOWL
"Sugar Walls," Sheena Easton, 1985
vs. "Me So Horny," 2 Live Crew, 1989
Final Score: Walls 28, Horny 17. The Crew came in with a lot of hype and enthusiasm, but they were worn down by halftime, after which the Walls closed in on them, surrounding them and putting the heat on them to the point where they couldn't show the stamina they had boasted about. A sweet upset for the Sugar squad.
THE SEXY SPORTS AND SHOWBIZ BOWL
"She's a Beauty," The Tubes, 1983
vs. "U Got the Look," Prince with Sheena Easton, 1987
Final Score: Look 38, Beauty 3. The Lookers drew laughter when they came out dressed more appropriately for baseball than football, but when the game kicked off, they were more than ready, slammin', jammin', and rammin' all over the field. The Tubes were tied up in knots, and it was soon clear that they only had a one in a million chance to win.
THE PRIMAL INSTINCT BOWL
"Jungle Love," The Time, 1985
vs. "Wild Thing," Tone Loc, 1989
Final Score: Wild 34, Jungle 6. The Thing team were just more adventurous, looking to score from anywhere and often succeeding. This Time has run out.
THE STEP TO HER BOWL
"Walk This Way," Run DMC and Aerosmith, 1986
vs, "Bust a Move," Young MC, 1989
Final Score: Move 38, Walk 34. Both teams had sound strategies and stylish execution, making for a close contest that was decided ided on a trick play when Harry the fullback took the handoff, then pitched back to halfback Larry, who then threw to a wide open quarterback Marvin Young in the end zone, giving the Bust boys the win over a heavily hyped dream team.
THE SEX IN DIFFERENT KINDS OF CARS BOWL II
"Talk Dirty to Me," Poison, 1987
vs. "Love in an Elevator," Aerosmith, 1989
Final Score: Elevator 30, Dirty 10. Aerosmith's vertical passing prowess proved more effective than the Poison strategy of running all over the place. After the loss, the losing team retreated to the stadium's basement and locked the door. Some speculated that this was because they were despondent, but reporters who approached the door said that it sure didn't sound that way.
THE LET'S NOT GO ALL THE WAY BOWL
"We Don't Have to Take Our Clothes Off," Jermaine Stewart, 1986
vs. "Keep Your Hands to Yourself," Georgia Satellites, 1987
Final Score: Hands 16, Clothes 15. There was quite a bit of hot and heavy action in the game, but neither team could go all the way, and the Satellites were intercepted three times. But then, late in the fourth quarter, there was some strange activity on the Georgia sideline that almost looked like...a wedding. Whatever it was, it unleashed enough pent up energy for the Hands team to quickly reach paydirt for the winning points. Losing coach Stewart was asked afterward if he was frustrated by his team settling for only field goals, but in between sips of cherry wine, he said no, he still had a good time.
THE EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED BOWL
"Dude (Looks Like a Lady)," Aerosmith, 1987
vs. "Funky Cold Medina," Tone Loc, 1989
Final Score: Medina 27, Dude 21. It was close, but the Funky side just seemed to have an extra kick. There is suspicion that their victory was aided by some kind of chemical substance, but whatever it is, the OMYAM Drug Testing Lab has yet to come up with a way to detect it. It's too bad. The Dude team had some pretty snazzy uniforms.
THE BRAIN OR BRAWN BOWL
"Genius of Love," Tom Tom Club. 1982
vs. "Muscles," Diana Ross, 1982
Final Score: Genius 59, Muscles 7. Diana's team was physically strong, but lacked everything else. The Tom Tom Club got in a groove early and stayed in it the whole game. The team played with a freedom that made it seem like they had just gotten out of jail.
THE PAIN IS PLEASURE BOWL
"Whip It," Devo, 1980
vs. "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)," Eurythmics, 1983
Final Score: Whip 38, Dreams 24. The Devo team was somehow to play with a loosey goosey spirited while remaining tightly disciplined. And that served them well against a tough opening opponent, who was just as happy taking punishment as delivering it. The Whip team managed to give the Dreams the slip, but the Eurythmics played well enough to be able to hold their heads up and move on.
THE LOVE FOR SALE BOWL
"Just a Gigolo/I Ain't Got Nobody," David Lee Roth, 1984
vs. "Private Dancer," Tina Turner, 1985
Final Score: Gigolo 26, Dancer 10. The Roth team were more enthusiastic than the world weary Dancers, who just wanted to get the game over with. The Gigolos have a lot of fans right now, but what happens if and when the tournament goes on without them?
THE HEY GIRL BOWL
"I'm the Type of Guy," LL Cool J, 1989
vs. "Hey Ladies," Beastie Boys, 1989
Final Score: Ladies 24, Guy 17. The Boys won this physical battle delivering more hits than Sadaharu Oh. Asked about the loss, LL Cool J seemed to be more concerned about his postgame snack than the result, commenting only that "Pudding is delicious."
THE YOUR CHEATING HEART BOWL
"Nobody," Sylvia, 1982
vs. "The Rain," Oran "Juice" Jones, 1986
Final Score: Rain 38, Nobody 0. The Jones gang sat back and didn't do much in the first half, but neither did their opponents. But in the second half, the Rain brought the pain, striking hard and often, while Nobody played like a bunch of...nobodies.
THE MODEL PATIENT BOWL
"Sexual Healing," Marvin Gaye, 1983
vs. "Dress You Up," Madonna, 1985
Final Score: Healing 23, Dress 14. If this had been a fashion show, Madonna's side would have won in a walk. But in the game, the Sexual squad took the victory. Some credit their performance to their medical staff, who have a special way of treating injuries that makes their patients feel really, really good.
Tuesday, July 21, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #26: July 24, 1970
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-26-July-24--1970-eh29sf
New episode available now. Woodstock, Motown, Elvis, prehistoric humanoids, a hot chick on a boat, a kid and his talking flute on a (presumably different) boat, and more. YouTube has all the background: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQkD9xC5juJOXJbPeHXUuYHI . Listen while having a drink or a drive, but not both, no matter how much fun a certain band made it sound.
New episode available now. Woodstock, Motown, Elvis, prehistoric humanoids, a hot chick on a boat, a kid and his talking flute on a (presumably different) boat, and more. YouTube has all the background: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQkD9xC5juJOXJbPeHXUuYHI . Listen while having a drink or a drive, but not both, no matter how much fun a certain band made it sound.
Tuesday, July 14, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #25: Turn On, Tune In, Rock Out #1 - Motown #25: Yesterday, Today, Forever
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-25-Turn-On--Tune-In--Rock-Out-1---Motown-25-Yesterday--Today--Forever-egohk6
This episode kicks off a new series of looks at TV specials with the Motown 25th anniversary show that has a whole lot of Smokey Robinson on it, but everybody ended up talking about Michael Jackson for some reason. Find out why by watching the show and other clips on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQliHlvVbfeoE6wcfcpR2GZK Just reach out and click the link, and the show will be there.
Tuesday, July 7, 2020
OMYAM Podcast Episode #24: July 7, 1998
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-24-July-4--1998-egejk1
New episode up now. It's got phantoms, injuries, very large men,a building that helps sailors see, and a band that preempted the Olympics. Learn about it all on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQnwUWMy0wm3PXiQukcYh3pD. Check it out right about now. It won't let you down by missing a penalty kic or anything like that.
Tuesday, June 30, 2020
OMYAM Podcast Episode #23: The Old Man's Ultimate Tournament of Uneasy Riders of the 80s - Round 1, Bracket 7
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Epidode-23-The-Old-Mans-Ultimate-Tournament-of-Uneasy-Riders-of-the-80s---Round-1--Bracket-7-eg568a
The new episode looks at another tournament bracket, one that has its mind on matters of the heart and other organs. Quite a bit of rap and hard rock, plenty of funk and soul, some new wave, and even a bit country. And you can listen to all the song on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQm_0hu3_w9BCBiGFUQZ1m5Y . Sweet dreams are made of this episode. Who are you to disagree?
The OMUTURE: Round 1, Part 6
Finally, the follow up to the podcast episode.
THE LATE NIGHT FRIGHT BOWL
"Thriller," Michael Jackson, 1984
vs. "A Nightmare on My Street," DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, 1988
Final Score: Thriller 37, Nightmare 24. Both teams came in with scary reputations, but the Thrillers just had so many players with almost supernatural talent, and their fancy footwork crushed the dreams of the boys from the Street. And immediately after the game, Jackson's team signed up one of their opponents, a slashing defensive end named Kreuger.
THE MORE TO THE STORY BOWL
"Sequel," Harry Chapin, 1981
vs. "Major Tom (Coming Home)," Peter Schilling, 1983
Final Score: Major 35, Sequel 17. The Schilling air attack proved more effective than Chapin's ground game. The Majors have achieved liftoff on their mission to win this tournament. But will their be glitches as they start advancing further?
THE ALIENS VS. ROBOTS BOWL
"Heartlight," Neil Diamond, 1982
vs. "Who's Johnny," El DeBarge, 1986
Final Score: Heartlight 55, Johnny 5. The Heartlight team came out with a lot of energy, which some attributed to their unorthodox pregame meal of only Reese's Pieces. During points of the game they seemed to be literally flying, and any strategy their opponents came in with was short circuited. After the game, the Johnny players seemed very distressed by rumors that their owner was planning to disassemble the team.
THE NAME DROPPING FAMOUS LADIES BOWL
"Bette Davis Eyes," Kim Carnes, 1981
vs. "Wrap Her Up," Elton John with George Michael, 1985
Final Score: Bette 24, Wrap 7. The Eyes had it on this day, as their opponents failed to live up to their reputation for secure tackling. The Wrappers were teased, uneased, and rolled like dice. Carnes' crew looks ahead to the next round.
THE RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA BOWL
"Burning Heart," Survivor, 1986
vs, "Spies Like Us," Paul McCartney, 1986
Final Score: Heart 42, Spies 3. The Survivor squad had much more desire, and they fought hard the whole way, while the Spies seemed to just blend into the background for most of the game, only occasionally springing into action. The Burning boys may have a rocky road ahead, but they look like they will be difficult to knock out.
THE GET YOUR POPCORN READY BOWL
"The Empire Strikes Back," Meco, 1980
vs. "Pop Goes the Movies," Meco, 1982
Final Score: Pop 13, Empire 10. A more varied playbook gave the Pop team a narrow win. The Strikes force had a late field goal
attempt to tie the game, but just before the snap, the holder said something to the kicker that seemed to make the boy lose his focus and boot the ball far, far away from the goalposts.
THE WHO YOU GONNA CALL BOWL
"Ghostbusters," Ray Parker Jr., 1984
vs. "On Our Own," Bobby Brown, 1989
Final Score: Ghostbusters 28, Own 21. The two teams came in with similar skills and firepower, but the Busters proved to be just a little more fearless. Bobby's team found them just a little too hot to handle, and slightly too cold to hold.
THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS BOWL
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard," Waylon Jennings, 1980
vs. "Theme from The Greatest American Hero," Joey Scarbury, 1981
Final Score: Hazzard 28, Hero 6. Well, them Duke boys found themselves matched up with a team dressed in funny uniforms that seemed to help them do some impressive things. But those guys didn't always seem to know what to do with these powers, and with old fashioned Hazzard County ingenuity, and a little distraction from Daisy on the sidelines, the Dukes won without much trouble. And boy, did that make Boss Hogg mad.
THE LUKE AND LAURA DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE BOWL
"General Hospi-tale," The Afternoon Delights, 1981
vs. "The Goonies R Good Enough," Cyndi Lauper, 1985
Final Score: Hospi-Tale 48, Goonies 0. The Delights romped over their inexperienced opponents, who weren't even bolstered by the late addition of professional wrestlers to their roster. But even while dominating the game, the General sideline seemed to be the site of a lot of drama and intrigue. Will it ultimately destroy them? Tune in next time to find out.
THE DARK KNIGHT BOWL
"Batdance," Prince, 1989
vs. "Partyman," Prince, 1989
Final Score: Dance 49, Party 10. The Batdance squad dazzled with their unpredictable tempo on offense, while the Partymen seemed to treat the game as a joke. I've seen the future, and it will be Batdance playing in the second round.
THE ROLLER SKATING IN THE THUNDERDOME BOWL
"Xanadu," Olivia Newton-John and Electric Light Orchestra, 1980
vs. "We Don't Need Another Hero," Tina Turner, 1985
Final Score: Xanadu 21, Hero 17. The Xanadu team opted to play in their skates, and it took them a while to adjust to the unforgiving Thunderdome surface. But with some otherworldly assistance and the fancy footwork of veteran halfback Gene Kelly combined to give them the win. Turner's team did need another hero after all.
THE OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE EAST COAST BOWL
"Theme from New York, New York," Frank Sinatra, 1980
vs. "Key Largo," Bertie Higgins, 1982
Final Score: New York 35, Key Largo 16. Things seemed to get off on the wrong foot for the Largo team when one of their captains asked the referee before the game in he knew how to whistle. He did, and it also turned out that he knew how to throw penalty flags, and he called the majority of fouls on Bertie's boys, including several delay of game infractions for trying to impress him with Humphrey Bogart impressions. That and the seemingly tireless efforts of the New Yorkers gave Frank's team a comfortable win. They made it here, but can they do so elsewhere?
THE DIVA MOVIE STAR BOWL
"The Way He Makes Me Feel," Barbra Streisand, 1984
vs. "Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler, 1989
Final Score: Wind 10, Feel 6. More drama than action in this game. The Wings were inspired to score the game's only touchdown by one of their former players, who has been ill lately. In the postgame press conference, losing coach Streisand seemed to be less interested in talking about what happened in the game than in how her late father felt about her team's effort. No word on whether her Papa actually could hear her.
THE RICH PEOPLE DRINKING AND DRIVING BOWL
"I'm Alright," Kenny Loggins, 1980
vs. "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)," Christopher Cross, 1981
Final Score: Arthur 17, Alright 14 (OT). The consensus before the game was that Loggins team was a Cinderella story, and the Cross crew were a bunch of spoiled millionaires ripe to be upset. It turned out to be a close contest that went to extra time. The Alrighters had a field goal attempt to win, but a gopher running across the field caused the kicker to shank it. The Arthur team made good on their chance, and even though it was only a first round game, they popped champagne in the locker room. The losing team were visited in the locker room by none other than the Dalai Lama, who granted them inner peace, so they've got that got that going for them, which is nice.
THE FOUR LEGS OR 100 BOWL
"White Horse," Laid Back, 1984
vs. "Centipede," Rebbie Jackson, 1984
Final Score: Centipede 34, Horse 31. The Centipede side's depth narrowly prevailed over their opponents' more concentrated horsepower. This result caused great relief for the tournament organizers, who were concerned that the Horse team weren't as laid back as advertised, and that this may indicate problems if they had to submit to drug tests.
THE DETACHABLE WINGS BOWL
"The Bird," The Time, 1985
vs. "Velcro Fly," ZZ Top, 1986
Final Score: Fly 44, Bird 14. Before the game, the Time team filed a preemptive protest on the theory that this tournament shouldn't be for everybody, only the sexy people. And in the game, they found that the Velcros could peel off tacklers seemingly at will, while clinging tenaciously on defense. The protest was immediately dismissed.
The next bracket podcast will be up soon, and the summaries will not take nearly as long to put up, I promise.
THE LATE NIGHT FRIGHT BOWL
"Thriller," Michael Jackson, 1984
vs. "A Nightmare on My Street," DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, 1988
Final Score: Thriller 37, Nightmare 24. Both teams came in with scary reputations, but the Thrillers just had so many players with almost supernatural talent, and their fancy footwork crushed the dreams of the boys from the Street. And immediately after the game, Jackson's team signed up one of their opponents, a slashing defensive end named Kreuger.
THE MORE TO THE STORY BOWL
"Sequel," Harry Chapin, 1981
vs. "Major Tom (Coming Home)," Peter Schilling, 1983
Final Score: Major 35, Sequel 17. The Schilling air attack proved more effective than Chapin's ground game. The Majors have achieved liftoff on their mission to win this tournament. But will their be glitches as they start advancing further?
THE ALIENS VS. ROBOTS BOWL
"Heartlight," Neil Diamond, 1982
vs. "Who's Johnny," El DeBarge, 1986
Final Score: Heartlight 55, Johnny 5. The Heartlight team came out with a lot of energy, which some attributed to their unorthodox pregame meal of only Reese's Pieces. During points of the game they seemed to be literally flying, and any strategy their opponents came in with was short circuited. After the game, the Johnny players seemed very distressed by rumors that their owner was planning to disassemble the team.
THE NAME DROPPING FAMOUS LADIES BOWL
"Bette Davis Eyes," Kim Carnes, 1981
vs. "Wrap Her Up," Elton John with George Michael, 1985
Final Score: Bette 24, Wrap 7. The Eyes had it on this day, as their opponents failed to live up to their reputation for secure tackling. The Wrappers were teased, uneased, and rolled like dice. Carnes' crew looks ahead to the next round.
THE RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA BOWL
"Burning Heart," Survivor, 1986
vs, "Spies Like Us," Paul McCartney, 1986
Final Score: Heart 42, Spies 3. The Survivor squad had much more desire, and they fought hard the whole way, while the Spies seemed to just blend into the background for most of the game, only occasionally springing into action. The Burning boys may have a rocky road ahead, but they look like they will be difficult to knock out.
THE GET YOUR POPCORN READY BOWL
"The Empire Strikes Back," Meco, 1980
vs. "Pop Goes the Movies," Meco, 1982
Final Score: Pop 13, Empire 10. A more varied playbook gave the Pop team a narrow win. The Strikes force had a late field goal
attempt to tie the game, but just before the snap, the holder said something to the kicker that seemed to make the boy lose his focus and boot the ball far, far away from the goalposts.
THE WHO YOU GONNA CALL BOWL
"Ghostbusters," Ray Parker Jr., 1984
vs. "On Our Own," Bobby Brown, 1989
Final Score: Ghostbusters 28, Own 21. The two teams came in with similar skills and firepower, but the Busters proved to be just a little more fearless. Bobby's team found them just a little too hot to handle, and slightly too cold to hold.
THE PRIME TIME PLAYERS BOWL
"Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard," Waylon Jennings, 1980
vs. "Theme from The Greatest American Hero," Joey Scarbury, 1981
Final Score: Hazzard 28, Hero 6. Well, them Duke boys found themselves matched up with a team dressed in funny uniforms that seemed to help them do some impressive things. But those guys didn't always seem to know what to do with these powers, and with old fashioned Hazzard County ingenuity, and a little distraction from Daisy on the sidelines, the Dukes won without much trouble. And boy, did that make Boss Hogg mad.
THE LUKE AND LAURA DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE BOWL
"General Hospi-tale," The Afternoon Delights, 1981
vs. "The Goonies R Good Enough," Cyndi Lauper, 1985
Final Score: Hospi-Tale 48, Goonies 0. The Delights romped over their inexperienced opponents, who weren't even bolstered by the late addition of professional wrestlers to their roster. But even while dominating the game, the General sideline seemed to be the site of a lot of drama and intrigue. Will it ultimately destroy them? Tune in next time to find out.
THE DARK KNIGHT BOWL
"Batdance," Prince, 1989
vs. "Partyman," Prince, 1989
Final Score: Dance 49, Party 10. The Batdance squad dazzled with their unpredictable tempo on offense, while the Partymen seemed to treat the game as a joke. I've seen the future, and it will be Batdance playing in the second round.
THE ROLLER SKATING IN THE THUNDERDOME BOWL
"Xanadu," Olivia Newton-John and Electric Light Orchestra, 1980
vs. "We Don't Need Another Hero," Tina Turner, 1985
Final Score: Xanadu 21, Hero 17. The Xanadu team opted to play in their skates, and it took them a while to adjust to the unforgiving Thunderdome surface. But with some otherworldly assistance and the fancy footwork of veteran halfback Gene Kelly combined to give them the win. Turner's team did need another hero after all.
THE OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE EAST COAST BOWL
"Theme from New York, New York," Frank Sinatra, 1980
vs. "Key Largo," Bertie Higgins, 1982
Final Score: New York 35, Key Largo 16. Things seemed to get off on the wrong foot for the Largo team when one of their captains asked the referee before the game in he knew how to whistle. He did, and it also turned out that he knew how to throw penalty flags, and he called the majority of fouls on Bertie's boys, including several delay of game infractions for trying to impress him with Humphrey Bogart impressions. That and the seemingly tireless efforts of the New Yorkers gave Frank's team a comfortable win. They made it here, but can they do so elsewhere?
THE DIVA MOVIE STAR BOWL
"The Way He Makes Me Feel," Barbra Streisand, 1984
vs. "Wind Beneath My Wings," Bette Midler, 1989
Final Score: Wind 10, Feel 6. More drama than action in this game. The Wings were inspired to score the game's only touchdown by one of their former players, who has been ill lately. In the postgame press conference, losing coach Streisand seemed to be less interested in talking about what happened in the game than in how her late father felt about her team's effort. No word on whether her Papa actually could hear her.
THE RICH PEOPLE DRINKING AND DRIVING BOWL
"I'm Alright," Kenny Loggins, 1980
vs. "Arthur's Theme (Best That You Can Do)," Christopher Cross, 1981
Final Score: Arthur 17, Alright 14 (OT). The consensus before the game was that Loggins team was a Cinderella story, and the Cross crew were a bunch of spoiled millionaires ripe to be upset. It turned out to be a close contest that went to extra time. The Alrighters had a field goal attempt to win, but a gopher running across the field caused the kicker to shank it. The Arthur team made good on their chance, and even though it was only a first round game, they popped champagne in the locker room. The losing team were visited in the locker room by none other than the Dalai Lama, who granted them inner peace, so they've got that got that going for them, which is nice.
THE FOUR LEGS OR 100 BOWL
"White Horse," Laid Back, 1984
vs. "Centipede," Rebbie Jackson, 1984
Final Score: Centipede 34, Horse 31. The Centipede side's depth narrowly prevailed over their opponents' more concentrated horsepower. This result caused great relief for the tournament organizers, who were concerned that the Horse team weren't as laid back as advertised, and that this may indicate problems if they had to submit to drug tests.
THE DETACHABLE WINGS BOWL
"The Bird," The Time, 1985
vs. "Velcro Fly," ZZ Top, 1986
Final Score: Fly 44, Bird 14. Before the game, the Time team filed a preemptive protest on the theory that this tournament shouldn't be for everybody, only the sexy people. And in the game, they found that the Velcros could peel off tacklers seemingly at will, while clinging tenaciously on defense. The protest was immediately dismissed.
The next bracket podcast will be up soon, and the summaries will not take nearly as long to put up, I promise.
Tuesday, June 23, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #22: June 20, 1981
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-22-June-20--1981-efqug0
New episode brings us back to 1981. We've got long standing pains, memories of Mama, hillbilly doo wop, enchanting goth, forbidden desire, and arguably the most lucrative product of a stained glass class ever. And much more. And for even more fun, the YouTube playlist is here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQnyXLozoftJqUuSMxwed4kV . Listen to it anywhere, even on your rail journey to work.
Wednesday, June 17, 2020
OMYAM Podcast Episode #21: Tales from the Bargain Bin #2 - Pretty Boy Floyd's Leather Boyz with Electric Toyz
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-21-Tales-From-the-Bargain-Bin-2---Pretty-Boy-Floyds-Leather-Boyz-with-Electric-Toyz-efhcs0
The new episode looks at a hair metal band that had everything they needed to become superstars in the fall of 1987. Unfortunately, their album came out in the fall of 1989. I go through the record track by track and try to figure out why they didn't set the charts on fire. And draw your own conclusions on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQmM8iiwHVDDdueP2ypwl4Wa . But please, headbang responsibly.
The new episode looks at a hair metal band that had everything they needed to become superstars in the fall of 1987. Unfortunately, their album came out in the fall of 1989. I go through the record track by track and try to figure out why they didn't set the charts on fire. And draw your own conclusions on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQmM8iiwHVDDdueP2ypwl4Wa . But please, headbang responsibly.
Wednesday, June 10, 2020
OMYAM Podcast Episode #20: June 3, 1978
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-20-June-3--1978-ef8f07
The new one takes us back to 1978. We're talking bright colors, grilled meat, best buddies, and a French lesson you can pogo to. We're climbing hills, kicking balls, and boogieing with ourselves, then resting by some water. Join the journey on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQknMK574lNh4Cj6omnCyWRn . Have a listen to this one. It's the one that you want.
The new one takes us back to 1978. We're talking bright colors, grilled meat, best buddies, and a French lesson you can pogo to. We're climbing hills, kicking balls, and boogieing with ourselves, then resting by some water. Join the journey on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQknMK574lNh4Cj6omnCyWRn . Have a listen to this one. It's the one that you want.
Wednesday, June 3, 2020
OMYAM Podcast Episode #19: May 23, 1992
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-19-May-23--1992-eeu47v
The new episode. It's got Canadian Southern Gothic, American eroticism, British apathy, and some of the decade's most enduringly unserious pop classics. See and hear it all on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQmzkld2TuZ4AE4LMpNKKWgK , and satisfy all your constant cravings.
Monday, May 25, 2020
OMYAM Podcast Episode #18: The Uneasy Rider Tournament: Round 1, Bracket 6
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-18-The-80s-Uneasy-Rider-Tournament-Round-1--Bracket-6-eei420
New episode unveiling another tournament section. It's got monsters, aliens, ghosts, astronauts, robots, movie stars, beautiful women, boxers, spies, cars, superheroes, doctors, buried treasure, roller skating, disguises, gophers, alcohol, drugs, insects, zipper alternatives, and much much more. And if you need help making sense of it all, there's the YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQmN0BmbjYmIkx2-_d8koXfY Did you ever know that if you listen to my show, you're my hero?
New episode unveiling another tournament section. It's got monsters, aliens, ghosts, astronauts, robots, movie stars, beautiful women, boxers, spies, cars, superheroes, doctors, buried treasure, roller skating, disguises, gophers, alcohol, drugs, insects, zipper alternatives, and much much more. And if you need help making sense of it all, there's the YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQmN0BmbjYmIkx2-_d8koXfY Did you ever know that if you listen to my show, you're my hero?
Monday, May 18, 2020
OMYAM Podcast Episode #17: May 6, 1989
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-17-May-6--1989-ee80es
New episode, featuring hair bands, the group I've seen live more than any other, a song about love being the most important knowledge, and some rowdy-sounding Austrians. Follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQk7aAWI-nUH1RVTOiACX8f2 So give it The Look...I mean, a listen.
New episode, featuring hair bands, the group I've seen live more than any other, a song about love being the most important knowledge, and some rowdy-sounding Austrians. Follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQk7aAWI-nUH1RVTOiACX8f2 So give it The Look...I mean, a listen.
Sunday, May 10, 2020
OMYAM podcast Episode #16: April 17, 1971
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-16-April-17--1971-edrfnp
The new episode is here. The sounds of April 1971 included a cautionary drug deal; a song that could be about God, marijuana or both; Canadians pretending their in the American Civil War, a guy loftily admiring a woman's teeth, and much more. There's a YouTube playlist to go with this: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQku20z6tKRZrtDeCW24coeR Where do I begin to describe how good this episode is? It's W-O-O-O. What does that mean? Listen and find out.
The new episode is here. The sounds of April 1971 included a cautionary drug deal; a song that could be about God, marijuana or both; Canadians pretending their in the American Civil War, a guy loftily admiring a woman's teeth, and much more. There's a YouTube playlist to go with this: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQku20z6tKRZrtDeCW24coeR Where do I begin to describe how good this episode is? It's W-O-O-O. What does that mean? Listen and find out.
Tuesday, April 28, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #15: April 5, 1997
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-15-April-5--1997-edb4sl
Traveling back to a time of Odds, spirit wives, jungle rumbles, and the influence of Matthew Wilder. And there's a YouTube playlist as always:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQkYzdnv13T9kyYaH_UsICBu Have a listen, and don't let nobody hold you down.
Traveling back to a time of Odds, spirit wives, jungle rumbles, and the influence of Matthew Wilder. And there's a YouTube playlist as always:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQkYzdnv13T9kyYaH_UsICBu Have a listen, and don't let nobody hold you down.
Monday, April 27, 2020
The OMUTURE: Round One, Part 5
So here's a recap of this bracket. I went more in depth about the songs and the matchups on Episode 14 of the podcast, which you can find the link to in the post below this one. Here, I'm going to post the scores and my little descriptions of the "games."
THE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN THEY AREN'T OUT TO GET YOU BOWL
"Who Can it Be Now," Men at Work, 1982
vs. "Somebody's Watching Me," Rockwell, 1984
Final Score: Somebody 35, Who 17. The Rockwell side may consider themselves average, but they played as if someone was paying very close attention to them and they couldn't make a mistake. The Work men started out concentrating on defense, and they became even less aggressive as the game went on. They ran to the locker room as soon as the game ended, and they are still yet to emerge.
THE THINK I BETTER DANCE NOW BOWL
"Kiss," Prince, 1986
vs. "Kiss," The Art of Noise featuring Tom Jones, 1989
Final Score: Art 27, Prince 16. Both teams were working from the same playbook, but the Noise boys seemed to use more of it. And their running back Jones was a key factor, swiveling his hips to twirl around the Prince defense. Tom and his team will be the ones getting extra time in the tournament.
THE SLICES OF ENGLISH CHILDHOOD BOWL
"Our House," Madness, 1983
vs. "Life in a Northern Town," The Dream Academy, 1986
Final Score: Town 28, House 10. The Academy team had fewer players and looked less imposing, but this seemed to lull their opponents into a false sense of security, which was exacerbated by their already chaotic style. After the win, the Dreamers were played off the field by a Salvation Army band, and their coach was doused with a bucket of...lemonade.
THE I'D RATHER BE BOATING BOWL
"Sailing," Christopher Cross, 1980
vs. "Orinoco Flow," Enya, 1989
Final Score: Orinoco 38, Sailing 3. Kenya's team proved to be Fighting Irish, and they used the skills they'd picked up on their extensive travels to dominate the Cross squad, who learned that perhaps the canvas can do miracles, but they could not.
THE TEARIN' THE JOINT APART BOWL
"Wasn't That a Party," The Rovers, 1981
vs. "Burning Down the House," Talking Heads, 1983
Final Score: Party 27, House 21. The Rovers' heads may have felt like footballs after the events of the night before the game, but they were still able to create enough havoc to get past the Heads, who kept changing their attire. For one quarter, they came out in raincoats as if they expected a lot of rain; then at another point they stripped naked, saying they felt like the field temperature was 365°. For the record, the weather during the game was 60 degrees and cloudy, with zero precipitation.
THE HENRY FORD MEMORIAL BOWL
"Cars," Gary Numan, 1980
vs. "I Can't Drive 55," Sammy Hagar, 1984
Final Score: Cars 55, Drive 24. The Numanoids' futuristic strategy overcame Sammy's speedsters, who sometimes took advantage of their superior pace, but just as often were called for penalties, including 21 offside flags. It'll be a long drive ho,e for the 55ers.
THE BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, WINK WINK BOWL
"Little Red Corvette," Prince, 1983
vs. "Pink Cadillac," Natalie Cole, 1988
Final Score: Corvette 42, Cadillac 7. Prince's team had much more horsepower. The Pink side just wanted to have fun, but their opponents were up for serious action. Can this little Red love machine be tamed? We shall see.
THE DAILY GRIND BOWL
"9 to 5," Dolly Parton, 1981
vs. "Manic Monday," The Bangles, 1986
Final Score: Manic 19, Dolly 15. Both teams came in with highly publicized rifts between players and management, but in the end, the Bangles team came out on top, possibly because the fact that the game took place on a Sunday inspired them to have more fun. The 9 to 5ers still have work to do.
THE FOR A GOOD TIME CALL BOWL
"867-5309 (Jenny)," Tommy Tutone, 1982
vs, "853-5937," Squeeze, 1988
Final Score: 867 9, 853 0. Both teams really wanted to go all the way, but only the Tutone team was able to get close enough to kick field goals, which provided the only scoring. Squeeze are out, but they remain at the stadium, because they haven't been able to contact their ride home.
THE BRING YOUR JUKEBOX MONEY TO HEAR MARCONI PLAY THE MAMBA BOWL
"We Built This City," Starship, 1985
vs, "Love Shack," The B-52s, 1989
Final Score: Shack 35, City 34. The most exciting matchup of this bracket saw the Starship build a lead, but they may have counted their money too soon, as the Shack attack kept banging away and knocking at the door until they broke through for the winning TD with a play called "Tin Roof Rusted." The B-52s them hopped into their whale-sized Chrysler and set sail for Round 2.
THE WOMEN AT WORK AND PLAY BOWL
"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," Cyndi Lauper, 1984
vs, "Sisters are Doin' It For Themselves," Eurythmics with Aretha Franklin, 1986
Final Score: Girls 31, Sisters 13. Lauper's team's celebratory approach to the game prevailed over their opponents' more serious approach. Aretha, however, had no hard feelings, and has volunteered to sing the national anthem before the Girls' next game.
THE REMEMBERING JOHNNY RAY AND THE LOCAL PALAIS BOWL
"Come On Eileen," Dexy's Midnight Runners, 1983
vs, "Come Dancing," The Kinks, 1983
Final Score: Eileen 28, Dancing 17. The Runners indeed ran up and down the field with gusto, and they weren't afraid to get dirty. The Kink team won't move on, but they were rewarded for their efforts with cuddles and pecks on the cheek.
THE THEIR LOGIC TIES YOU UP WITH A YO-YO BOWL
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da," The Police, 1980
vs. "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go," Wham!, 1984
Final Score: Do Do 27, Go Go 7. The Policemen befuddled the Wham boys, forcing their will upon them throughout the game. Their coach gave an interview after the game, but it sounded like gibberish. Meanwhile, there are reports that despite his claims to the contrary, Go-Go star George Michael may indeed be planning on going solo.
THE MUNCHIES BOWL
"Pass the Dutchie," Musical Youth, 1983
vs. "Eat It," Weird Al Yankovic, 1984
Final Score: Eat 45, Pass 21. The Dutchies youthful energy allowed them to jump out to an early lead, but Al's team kept getting hungrier as the game went on, and they ate up large chunks of yardage and time on the way to a comfortable win. The Youth were humble in defeat, and they politely congratulated their opponents and returned to their locker room, which, of course, was on the left hand side.
THE GET RICH QUICK BOWL
"Money for Nothing," Dire Straits, 1985
vs. "How to Be a Millionaire," ABC, 1986
Final Score: Money 49, Millionaire 0. The boys from Dire Straits had built up their strength with a training regimen involving hauling heavy appliances, and they dominated their opponents, whose strategy seemed to involve a lot of wishful thinking. The ABC team will have to find another path to wealth.
THE ME FEATURING ME, ME, AND ALSO ME BOWL
"The Longest Time," Billy Joel, 1984
vs. "Don't Worry, Be Happy," Bobby McFerrin, 1988
Final Score: Happy 56, Time 0. Both teams relied very heavily on one player, but the Happy squad's McFerrin had so many tricks up his sleeve that the game wasn't much of a contest. Observers said that they hadn't seen a beating like that for...quite a while.
Part 6 should be out in a month or so, with the podcast first and then the post. Speaking of the podcast, look here for a new episode sometime tomorrow. Join me then.
THE JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE PARANOID DOESN'T MEAN THEY AREN'T OUT TO GET YOU BOWL
"Who Can it Be Now," Men at Work, 1982
vs. "Somebody's Watching Me," Rockwell, 1984
Final Score: Somebody 35, Who 17. The Rockwell side may consider themselves average, but they played as if someone was paying very close attention to them and they couldn't make a mistake. The Work men started out concentrating on defense, and they became even less aggressive as the game went on. They ran to the locker room as soon as the game ended, and they are still yet to emerge.
THE THINK I BETTER DANCE NOW BOWL
"Kiss," Prince, 1986
vs. "Kiss," The Art of Noise featuring Tom Jones, 1989
Final Score: Art 27, Prince 16. Both teams were working from the same playbook, but the Noise boys seemed to use more of it. And their running back Jones was a key factor, swiveling his hips to twirl around the Prince defense. Tom and his team will be the ones getting extra time in the tournament.
THE SLICES OF ENGLISH CHILDHOOD BOWL
"Our House," Madness, 1983
vs. "Life in a Northern Town," The Dream Academy, 1986
Final Score: Town 28, House 10. The Academy team had fewer players and looked less imposing, but this seemed to lull their opponents into a false sense of security, which was exacerbated by their already chaotic style. After the win, the Dreamers were played off the field by a Salvation Army band, and their coach was doused with a bucket of...lemonade.
THE I'D RATHER BE BOATING BOWL
"Sailing," Christopher Cross, 1980
vs. "Orinoco Flow," Enya, 1989
Final Score: Orinoco 38, Sailing 3. Kenya's team proved to be Fighting Irish, and they used the skills they'd picked up on their extensive travels to dominate the Cross squad, who learned that perhaps the canvas can do miracles, but they could not.
THE TEARIN' THE JOINT APART BOWL
"Wasn't That a Party," The Rovers, 1981
vs. "Burning Down the House," Talking Heads, 1983
Final Score: Party 27, House 21. The Rovers' heads may have felt like footballs after the events of the night before the game, but they were still able to create enough havoc to get past the Heads, who kept changing their attire. For one quarter, they came out in raincoats as if they expected a lot of rain; then at another point they stripped naked, saying they felt like the field temperature was 365°. For the record, the weather during the game was 60 degrees and cloudy, with zero precipitation.
THE HENRY FORD MEMORIAL BOWL
"Cars," Gary Numan, 1980
vs. "I Can't Drive 55," Sammy Hagar, 1984
Final Score: Cars 55, Drive 24. The Numanoids' futuristic strategy overcame Sammy's speedsters, who sometimes took advantage of their superior pace, but just as often were called for penalties, including 21 offside flags. It'll be a long drive ho,e for the 55ers.
THE BABY YOU CAN DRIVE MY CAR, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, WINK WINK BOWL
"Little Red Corvette," Prince, 1983
vs. "Pink Cadillac," Natalie Cole, 1988
Final Score: Corvette 42, Cadillac 7. Prince's team had much more horsepower. The Pink side just wanted to have fun, but their opponents were up for serious action. Can this little Red love machine be tamed? We shall see.
THE DAILY GRIND BOWL
"9 to 5," Dolly Parton, 1981
vs. "Manic Monday," The Bangles, 1986
Final Score: Manic 19, Dolly 15. Both teams came in with highly publicized rifts between players and management, but in the end, the Bangles team came out on top, possibly because the fact that the game took place on a Sunday inspired them to have more fun. The 9 to 5ers still have work to do.
THE FOR A GOOD TIME CALL BOWL
"867-5309 (Jenny)," Tommy Tutone, 1982
vs, "853-5937," Squeeze, 1988
Final Score: 867 9, 853 0. Both teams really wanted to go all the way, but only the Tutone team was able to get close enough to kick field goals, which provided the only scoring. Squeeze are out, but they remain at the stadium, because they haven't been able to contact their ride home.
THE BRING YOUR JUKEBOX MONEY TO HEAR MARCONI PLAY THE MAMBA BOWL
"We Built This City," Starship, 1985
vs, "Love Shack," The B-52s, 1989
Final Score: Shack 35, City 34. The most exciting matchup of this bracket saw the Starship build a lead, but they may have counted their money too soon, as the Shack attack kept banging away and knocking at the door until they broke through for the winning TD with a play called "Tin Roof Rusted." The B-52s them hopped into their whale-sized Chrysler and set sail for Round 2.
THE WOMEN AT WORK AND PLAY BOWL
"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," Cyndi Lauper, 1984
vs, "Sisters are Doin' It For Themselves," Eurythmics with Aretha Franklin, 1986
Final Score: Girls 31, Sisters 13. Lauper's team's celebratory approach to the game prevailed over their opponents' more serious approach. Aretha, however, had no hard feelings, and has volunteered to sing the national anthem before the Girls' next game.
THE REMEMBERING JOHNNY RAY AND THE LOCAL PALAIS BOWL
"Come On Eileen," Dexy's Midnight Runners, 1983
vs, "Come Dancing," The Kinks, 1983
Final Score: Eileen 28, Dancing 17. The Runners indeed ran up and down the field with gusto, and they weren't afraid to get dirty. The Kink team won't move on, but they were rewarded for their efforts with cuddles and pecks on the cheek.
THE THEIR LOGIC TIES YOU UP WITH A YO-YO BOWL
"De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da," The Police, 1980
vs. "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go," Wham!, 1984
Final Score: Do Do 27, Go Go 7. The Policemen befuddled the Wham boys, forcing their will upon them throughout the game. Their coach gave an interview after the game, but it sounded like gibberish. Meanwhile, there are reports that despite his claims to the contrary, Go-Go star George Michael may indeed be planning on going solo.
THE MUNCHIES BOWL
"Pass the Dutchie," Musical Youth, 1983
vs. "Eat It," Weird Al Yankovic, 1984
Final Score: Eat 45, Pass 21. The Dutchies youthful energy allowed them to jump out to an early lead, but Al's team kept getting hungrier as the game went on, and they ate up large chunks of yardage and time on the way to a comfortable win. The Youth were humble in defeat, and they politely congratulated their opponents and returned to their locker room, which, of course, was on the left hand side.
THE GET RICH QUICK BOWL
"Money for Nothing," Dire Straits, 1985
vs. "How to Be a Millionaire," ABC, 1986
Final Score: Money 49, Millionaire 0. The boys from Dire Straits had built up their strength with a training regimen involving hauling heavy appliances, and they dominated their opponents, whose strategy seemed to involve a lot of wishful thinking. The ABC team will have to find another path to wealth.
THE ME FEATURING ME, ME, AND ALSO ME BOWL
"The Longest Time," Billy Joel, 1984
vs. "Don't Worry, Be Happy," Bobby McFerrin, 1988
Final Score: Happy 56, Time 0. Both teams relied very heavily on one player, but the Happy squad's McFerrin had so many tricks up his sleeve that the game wasn't much of a contest. Observers said that they hadn't seen a beating like that for...quite a while.
Part 6 should be out in a month or so, with the podcast first and then the post. Speaking of the podcast, look here for a new episode sometime tomorrow. Join me then.
Monday, April 13, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode 14: The 80s Uneasy Rider Tournament - Round 1, Bracket 5
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-14-The-80s-Uneasy-Rider-Tournament--Round-1--Bracket-5-ecn8pc
My first new episode since the welcome and much appreciated wave of Minifan listeners sees me continuing my 80s Uneasy Rider Tournament with a new first round bracket of weird and unusual pop hits. I not only announce the winners, but I even give the scores (but there will be a post soon featuring game summaries). And there's always a YouTube playlist to enhance the experience: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQmHpAf88K9ZYt25x2YXDBJ- So get ready for some thrilling 80's music-based fictional gridiron action.
My first new episode since the welcome and much appreciated wave of Minifan listeners sees me continuing my 80s Uneasy Rider Tournament with a new first round bracket of weird and unusual pop hits. I not only announce the winners, but I even give the scores (but there will be a post soon featuring game summaries). And there's always a YouTube playlist to enhance the experience: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQmHpAf88K9ZYt25x2YXDBJ- So get ready for some thrilling 80's music-based fictional gridiron action.
Wednesday, April 1, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #13: March 23, 1985
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-13-March-23--1985-ec5vqa
Back again with a look at the charts of '85, featuring a guy pretending to be a Trumper, a lady who sounds good whether you can see her or not, a lone Stone, a guy looking to get freaky, and a bald guy from England who was arguably the biggest pop star in the world at that moment (and probably that moment only). Listen, follow along on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQnyVvh8ozzc2ctOwyudCGKZ , and if you like it, share some thoughts below or on social media. Stay home and have a listen to me. I'm good company.
Back again with a look at the charts of '85, featuring a guy pretending to be a Trumper, a lady who sounds good whether you can see her or not, a lone Stone, a guy looking to get freaky, and a bald guy from England who was arguably the biggest pop star in the world at that moment (and probably that moment only). Listen, follow along on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQnyVvh8ozzc2ctOwyudCGKZ , and if you like it, share some thoughts below or on social media. Stay home and have a listen to me. I'm good company.
Tuesday, March 17, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast - Episode #12: March 6, 1976
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-12-March-6--1976-ebk79k
A new episode at last. We go back 44 years to the early days of disco, when people talked like truckers and were being introduced to synthesizers. Speaking of which, there's new theme music! And a YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQks1AhqmdxJ8z9jgX0bNM58. Give it a listen. It'll really hurt if you don't.
A new episode at last. We go back 44 years to the early days of disco, when people talked like truckers and were being introduced to synthesizers. Speaking of which, there's new theme music! And a YouTube playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQks1AhqmdxJ8z9jgX0bNM58. Give it a listen. It'll really hurt if you don't.
Sunday, February 23, 2020
The OMYAM podcast Episode 11: February 19, 1994
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-11-February-19--1994-eb0okc
This one takes us back a mere 26 years. Grab some Seagram's and Sunkist, wake up whoever's in bed with you, and open your ears to some exotic new sounds. Don't be frightened, be ready to learn. And follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQluFStTGYFXFOtVRTwadpfs Is this really happening? You bet your life it is.
This one takes us back a mere 26 years. Grab some Seagram's and Sunkist, wake up whoever's in bed with you, and open your ears to some exotic new sounds. Don't be frightened, be ready to learn. And follow along on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQluFStTGYFXFOtVRTwadpfs Is this really happening? You bet your life it is.
Saturday, February 15, 2020
The OMYAM Podcast Episode #10: Uneasy Riders; The strange, distinctive, and different hits of the 70s and 80s
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-10-Uneasy-Riders-The-strange--distinctive--and-different-hits-of-the-70s-and-80s-earu1e
The episode where we look at the strange and unique hits of pop, the Uneasy Riders, and how I made them into tournaments. Weirdness and competition? How can you refuse. And follow along on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQm_lRRvpWmxMFSyjDBJEFOR It's your right, so clap along and go crazy.
And here's the link to Round 1 Part 4: https://bobbyglovescasey.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-omuture-round-1-part-4.html
The episode where we look at the strange and unique hits of pop, the Uneasy Riders, and how I made them into tournaments. Weirdness and competition? How can you refuse. And follow along on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQm_lRRvpWmxMFSyjDBJEFOR It's your right, so clap along and go crazy.
And here's the link to Round 1 Part 4: https://bobbyglovescasey.blogspot.com/2020/02/the-omuture-round-1-part-4.html
The OMUTURE: Round 1, Part 4
The tournament finally resumes in a post-podcast world. To check out the first three brackets go here.
https://bobbyglovescasey.blogspot.com/2019/09/the-old-mans-ultimate-tournament-of.html
https://bobbyglovescasey.blogspot.com/2019/10/the-omuture-round-1-part-2.html
https://bobbyglovescasey.blogspot.com/2019/11/the-omuture-round-one-part-3.html
And now, the new batch.
THE OLD-SCHOOL PERAMBULATION BOWL
"Walk Like an Egyptian," The Bangles, 1986
vs. "Walk the Dinosaur," Was (Not Was), 1989
Two songs about different styles of strolling. First, an L.A. all-female band got to #1 with a song about walking like the poses in Egyptian hieroglyphics. Then, a group from Detroit hit #7 with a tune about living in an anachronistic realm where there are T. Rexes
and televisions on which one can watch Miami Vice.
Final Score: Dinosaur 35, Egyptian 24. The Was team had the size and strength to outlast the fancy footwork of the Bangles. The losers went off to drown their sorrows: some at a hookah bar, others at a donut shop.
THE BLACK AND WHITE RERUNS BOWL
"Twilight Tone," The Manhattan Transfer, 1980
vs. "The Curly Shuffle," Jump 'N the Saddle, 1984
Two songs that evoke old shows that would have been frequently aired in syndication at the time. First, a New York jazz vocal quartet went to #30 with an interpretation of the theme of Rod Serling's popular science fiction anthology series. Then, a Chicago Western swing outfit hit #15 with their ode to the comedy trio of !oe, Larry, and Moe's brother.
Final Score: Curly 44, Twilight 3. The Saddle Squad dominated with a style that can't quite be described as smashmouth. More like smash the entire head. They move on. The Twilight team is still stuck at the site of the game. They have submitted their travel budget for approval...but they haven't heard back yet. Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo.
THE HOCKEY STICKS AND BOOMERANGS BOWL
"Take Off," Bob and Doug McKenzie, 1982
vs. "Down Under," Men at Work, 1983
Two songs that are self-parodies of the artists' British Commonwealth nations. First, comediand Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas made it to #16 performing as their toque-wearing, beer drinking hoser characters from SCTV. Then, the Australian New Wave stars went to #1 with a song about running into countrymen around the world and identifying them by their slang and eating habits.
Final Score: Off 31, Under 14. The McKenzies' team of hockey hardened tough guys managed to beat the Work boys, who were no slouches themselves due to rugby and Aussie Rules. Maybe back bacon is a better pregame meal than vegemite, or maybe the Down Under side was disoriented by the high pitched signal calling of quarterback Geddy Lee.
THE VIENNA OR VENICE BEACH BOWL
"Vienna Calling," Falco, 1986
vs. "Going Back to Cali," LL Cool J, 1988
Two songs that refer to specific destinations. First, an Austrian rock singer hit #18 with a song about a the capital city of his country. Then, a New York rapper got to #31 by talking about returning to the Golden State and hanging out with beautiful women.
Final Score: Vienna 17, Cali 13. A close battle, during which both teams sometimes seemed more interested in looking at their cheerleaders than playing the game. But Falco's team managed to win, possibly because they knew English but the Cool Js didn't know German.
THE SWINGING AND RIDING BOWL
"Tarzan Boy," Baltimora, 1986
vs. "I Wanna Be a Cowboy," Boys Don't Cry, 1986
Two hits about imagining oneself as a type of movie hero. First, an Italian group got to #13 picturing a life in the savage jungle like that of Edgar Rice Burroughs most famous creation. Then a London group reached #12 with a song imagining riding the range with a horse and a six-gun.
Final Score: Cowboy 27, Tarzan 17. The Boys had the horses to get it done on the ground, but they also had enough gun slinging ability to fire downfield. Baltimora could do things in the air, but they ultimately got shot down. The Tarzans left the stadium saying that they were going back to the jungle to face the Lions. Good luck to them.
THE METAL OR MOZART BOWL
"Rock You Like a Hurricane," Scorpions, 1984
vs. "Rock Me Amadeus," Falco, 1986
Two literal rock songs from Germanic artists. First, a band from Hanover hit #25 with a song about hungry wolves, purring cats, and fierce windstorms. Or sex. Probably sex. Then, the Austrian born Johan Holzel made it to #1 by rapping a tribute to notes composer Wolfgang Mozart.
Final Score: Amadeus 49, Hurricane 10. Both teams knew how to score in their own ways, but Falco's classical, timeless plays took the sting out of the Scorpions and blew them away.
THE CHOOSE YOUR BOOGIE CAREFULLY BOWL
"The Safety Dance," Men Without Hats, 1983
vs. "The Politics of Dancing," Re-Flex, 1984
Two songs that posit that there is more to dancing than just sharing one's booty. First, a group from Montreal peaked at #3 with a song that states that your willingness to dance is an indicator of his value as a friend. Then, a band from Birmingham, England, got to #24 with a track that posits that dancing can be a political act.
Final Score: Safety 31, Politics 14. The Safety team considered playing sans helmets, but they decided that wouldn't fit their game plan. Once they got used to the headgear, they were able to sidestep the political minefield and deflect the Re-Flex challenge.
HE TEENAGE REBELLION BOWL
"(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party)," Beastie Boys, 1987
vs. "Parents Just Don't Understand," DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, 1988
Two rap hits about adolescents who are dissatisfied with their parents. First, a New York trio hit #7 with a tune about being forced to go to school, prohibited from smoking, and having adult publications confiscated. Then, two guys from Philadelphia reached #12 by complaining about having your mom's fashion choices foisted on you and getting in trouble for stealing Dad's car and getting arrested for speeding while in the inappropriate company of an underage girl.
Final Score: Party 41, Parents 38 (OT). This may go down as the best game of the tournament. Two young, hungry teams from historic rival cities, both determined to do anything to meet their goals. Both teams racked up a lot of offense, but in the end, the Beasties pulled out the overtime win because they were completely unrestrained, while their opponents were made to face the limits of what they could do.
THE SILLY SIXTIES SONGS BOWL
"The Clapping Song," Pia Zadora, 1983
vs. "Iko Iko," The Belle Stars, 1989
Two covers of nonsensical hits from two decades earlier. An infamous actress and singer hit #36 with a cover of a Shirley Ellis song about animals with human vices and girls who miss out on gifts because they kiss soldiers. Later, an all-female British group got to #14 with their version of a New Orleans Mardi Gras song that the Dixie Cups had a hit with in 1965.
Final Score: Clapping 27, Iko 24. The Stars had a lot of fire, but they also attracted a lot of flags, which isn't good in this game. There has been some speculation that some of those penalties may have been influenced by some monetary inducement from Clapping ownership, but nothing has been proven, so we have to concede that Zadora and her team won the game on talent alone. For now.
THE SCARY STORIES BOWL
"The Legend of Wooley Swamp," The Charlie Daniels Band, 1980
vs, "Dr. Heckyll and Mr. Jive," Men at Work, 1983
Two hits that tell scary stories. First, country rocker Daniels and co. got to #31 with the tale of an old miser who gets revenge on the men who robbed and killed him from beyond the grave. Then, those Aussies are back again with their spin on Robert Louis Stevenson's tale of a scientist creating a serum that unleashes a different side of his personality.
Final Score: Swamp 28, Heckyll 17. The Swamp people took a big lead in the first half, as the Heckyll side seemed to be playing too timidly. They seemed like a completely different team in the second half, and it appeared that they just might steal the win. But their offense mysterious bogged down halfway through the fourth quarter, and the Wooley boys move on.
THE EXOTIC LOCALES BOWL
"Rock the Casbah," The Clash, 1983
vs. "One Night in Bangkok," Murray Head, 1985
Two songs that take place in non-Western countries. First, the English punk legends hit #8 with a song about a Middle Eastern ruler who tries to band rock music in his country. Then, the actor-singer who sang the role of Judas on the original Jesus Christ Superstar LP got to #3 with a song from the concept album Chess about an important match taking place in the capital of the former Siam.
Final Score: Bangkok 38, Casbah 21. The Head team won with superior strategy and cerebral play calling. But the Clash side were happy enough to have gotten to play, and they decided to celebrate their effort afterward, whey
THE LOSING MY MARBLES BOWL
"Go Insane," Lindsey Buckingham, 1984
vs. "Crazy in the Night (Barking at Airplanes)," Kim Carnes, 1985
Two songs about being unhinged. Fleetwood Mac's guitarist got to #23 with a song about being driven off the deep end by relationship drama. Then, L.A. singer Carnes made it to #15 with a number about being afraid to go to sleep.
Final Score: Crazy 33, Insane 13. There was am unhinged quality to the play of both teams, but the Carnes team shut down all attempts at an air attack, and the Buckingham bunch lost their power to come back. The losing side packed up their gear immediately after their game, and they were overheard saying that they were heading down "the holiday road."
THE ROYAL INSANITY BOWL
"Delirious," Prince, 1983
vs, "Let's Go Crazy," Prince, 1984
Two more songs about mental instability, both by a challenge from Minnesota. First, he hit #8 with a tune about being knocked off kilter by proximity to the object of his affection. Then he went all the way to the top with an invitation to go nuts with the time wwe have left on Earth.
Final Score: Crazy 55, Delirious 9. The Crazy team were fired up by a rousing pregame speech, and they subsequently dominated their opponents, who got all their yardage on the ground because they just couldn't make a pass.
THE WHAT IS THIS "RAPPING" THAT YOU SPEAK OF BOWL
"Rapper's Delight," The Sugarhill Gang, 1980
vs. "Rapture," Blondie, 1981
Two of the earliest instances of hip-hop penetrating the Top 40. First, a New York trio reached #36 by rhyming and boasting over Chic's "Good Times." Then, Debbie Harry and her band went to #1 with a number on which she raps about a Martian with a ravenous appetite with things that end in "ar."
Final Score: Delight 42, Rapture 28. The Blondie team ate up a lot of ground, and the Sugarhill tgangwere jumping and banging in an exciting first half. But the Rapture squad seemed to be feeling unwell in the second half, reportedly as the result of some bad food they were too polite to not eat. They spent the fourth quarter downing Kaopectate, while the Rappers appeared able to go on and on until the break of dawn.
THE SICK OF MYSELF BOWL
"You Be Illin'," Run-DMC, 1986
vs. "Me Myself and I," De la Soul, 1989
Two rap hits with comedic edges. The pioneering trio from Hollis, Queens hit #29 with a song about a guy who orders a Big Mac from KFC and doesn't realize his delicious meaty dinner is dog food. Later, a threesome from Long Island got to #34 with a track about being proud of their atypical style of dress.
Final Score: Illin' 37, Myself 15. Even though the DMC team seemed confused at times, sometimes trying to slam dunk the ball over the goalposts or hit it with a baseball bat, their enthusiasm was enough to get past De La, who decided to only kick field goals because they believe 3 is a magic number.
THE STRANGE DANCING BOWL
"Shake for the Sheik," The Escape Club, 1989
vs. "Stand," R.E.M., 1989
Two songs about where and how one might dance. First, a London band hit #28 with a song about shaking it for a rich Arab amid spies and missiles. Then, the pride of Athens, Georgia reached #6 singing about a dance that involves facing particular directions and keeping your feet on the ground.
Final Score: Stand 27, Shake 10. The R.E.M. boys were able to find their way to scoring opportunities by watching the sky and even using orienteering equipment. That was a more successful approach than what their opponents did, which was just run around wildly until they hurt themselves.
https://bobbyglovescasey.blogspot.com/2019/09/the-old-mans-ultimate-tournament-of.html
https://bobbyglovescasey.blogspot.com/2019/10/the-omuture-round-1-part-2.html
https://bobbyglovescasey.blogspot.com/2019/11/the-omuture-round-one-part-3.html
And now, the new batch.
THE OLD-SCHOOL PERAMBULATION BOWL
"Walk Like an Egyptian," The Bangles, 1986
vs. "Walk the Dinosaur," Was (Not Was), 1989
Two songs about different styles of strolling. First, an L.A. all-female band got to #1 with a song about walking like the poses in Egyptian hieroglyphics. Then, a group from Detroit hit #7 with a tune about living in an anachronistic realm where there are T. Rexes
and televisions on which one can watch Miami Vice.
Final Score: Dinosaur 35, Egyptian 24. The Was team had the size and strength to outlast the fancy footwork of the Bangles. The losers went off to drown their sorrows: some at a hookah bar, others at a donut shop.
THE BLACK AND WHITE RERUNS BOWL
"Twilight Tone," The Manhattan Transfer, 1980
vs. "The Curly Shuffle," Jump 'N the Saddle, 1984
Two songs that evoke old shows that would have been frequently aired in syndication at the time. First, a New York jazz vocal quartet went to #30 with an interpretation of the theme of Rod Serling's popular science fiction anthology series. Then, a Chicago Western swing outfit hit #15 with their ode to the comedy trio of !oe, Larry, and Moe's brother.
Final Score: Curly 44, Twilight 3. The Saddle Squad dominated with a style that can't quite be described as smashmouth. More like smash the entire head. They move on. The Twilight team is still stuck at the site of the game. They have submitted their travel budget for approval...but they haven't heard back yet. Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo.
THE HOCKEY STICKS AND BOOMERANGS BOWL
"Take Off," Bob and Doug McKenzie, 1982
vs. "Down Under," Men at Work, 1983
Two songs that are self-parodies of the artists' British Commonwealth nations. First, comediand Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas made it to #16 performing as their toque-wearing, beer drinking hoser characters from SCTV. Then, the Australian New Wave stars went to #1 with a song about running into countrymen around the world and identifying them by their slang and eating habits.
Final Score: Off 31, Under 14. The McKenzies' team of hockey hardened tough guys managed to beat the Work boys, who were no slouches themselves due to rugby and Aussie Rules. Maybe back bacon is a better pregame meal than vegemite, or maybe the Down Under side was disoriented by the high pitched signal calling of quarterback Geddy Lee.
THE VIENNA OR VENICE BEACH BOWL
"Vienna Calling," Falco, 1986
vs. "Going Back to Cali," LL Cool J, 1988
Two songs that refer to specific destinations. First, an Austrian rock singer hit #18 with a song about a the capital city of his country. Then, a New York rapper got to #31 by talking about returning to the Golden State and hanging out with beautiful women.
Final Score: Vienna 17, Cali 13. A close battle, during which both teams sometimes seemed more interested in looking at their cheerleaders than playing the game. But Falco's team managed to win, possibly because they knew English but the Cool Js didn't know German.
THE SWINGING AND RIDING BOWL
"Tarzan Boy," Baltimora, 1986
vs. "I Wanna Be a Cowboy," Boys Don't Cry, 1986
Two hits about imagining oneself as a type of movie hero. First, an Italian group got to #13 picturing a life in the savage jungle like that of Edgar Rice Burroughs most famous creation. Then a London group reached #12 with a song imagining riding the range with a horse and a six-gun.
Final Score: Cowboy 27, Tarzan 17. The Boys had the horses to get it done on the ground, but they also had enough gun slinging ability to fire downfield. Baltimora could do things in the air, but they ultimately got shot down. The Tarzans left the stadium saying that they were going back to the jungle to face the Lions. Good luck to them.
THE METAL OR MOZART BOWL
"Rock You Like a Hurricane," Scorpions, 1984
vs. "Rock Me Amadeus," Falco, 1986
Two literal rock songs from Germanic artists. First, a band from Hanover hit #25 with a song about hungry wolves, purring cats, and fierce windstorms. Or sex. Probably sex. Then, the Austrian born Johan Holzel made it to #1 by rapping a tribute to notes composer Wolfgang Mozart.
Final Score: Amadeus 49, Hurricane 10. Both teams knew how to score in their own ways, but Falco's classical, timeless plays took the sting out of the Scorpions and blew them away.
THE CHOOSE YOUR BOOGIE CAREFULLY BOWL
"The Safety Dance," Men Without Hats, 1983
vs. "The Politics of Dancing," Re-Flex, 1984
Two songs that posit that there is more to dancing than just sharing one's booty. First, a group from Montreal peaked at #3 with a song that states that your willingness to dance is an indicator of his value as a friend. Then, a band from Birmingham, England, got to #24 with a track that posits that dancing can be a political act.
Final Score: Safety 31, Politics 14. The Safety team considered playing sans helmets, but they decided that wouldn't fit their game plan. Once they got used to the headgear, they were able to sidestep the political minefield and deflect the Re-Flex challenge.
HE TEENAGE REBELLION BOWL
"(You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party)," Beastie Boys, 1987
vs. "Parents Just Don't Understand," DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince, 1988
Two rap hits about adolescents who are dissatisfied with their parents. First, a New York trio hit #7 with a tune about being forced to go to school, prohibited from smoking, and having adult publications confiscated. Then, two guys from Philadelphia reached #12 by complaining about having your mom's fashion choices foisted on you and getting in trouble for stealing Dad's car and getting arrested for speeding while in the inappropriate company of an underage girl.
Final Score: Party 41, Parents 38 (OT). This may go down as the best game of the tournament. Two young, hungry teams from historic rival cities, both determined to do anything to meet their goals. Both teams racked up a lot of offense, but in the end, the Beasties pulled out the overtime win because they were completely unrestrained, while their opponents were made to face the limits of what they could do.
THE SILLY SIXTIES SONGS BOWL
"The Clapping Song," Pia Zadora, 1983
vs. "Iko Iko," The Belle Stars, 1989
Two covers of nonsensical hits from two decades earlier. An infamous actress and singer hit #36 with a cover of a Shirley Ellis song about animals with human vices and girls who miss out on gifts because they kiss soldiers. Later, an all-female British group got to #14 with their version of a New Orleans Mardi Gras song that the Dixie Cups had a hit with in 1965.
Final Score: Clapping 27, Iko 24. The Stars had a lot of fire, but they also attracted a lot of flags, which isn't good in this game. There has been some speculation that some of those penalties may have been influenced by some monetary inducement from Clapping ownership, but nothing has been proven, so we have to concede that Zadora and her team won the game on talent alone. For now.
THE SCARY STORIES BOWL
"The Legend of Wooley Swamp," The Charlie Daniels Band, 1980
vs, "Dr. Heckyll and Mr. Jive," Men at Work, 1983
Two hits that tell scary stories. First, country rocker Daniels and co. got to #31 with the tale of an old miser who gets revenge on the men who robbed and killed him from beyond the grave. Then, those Aussies are back again with their spin on Robert Louis Stevenson's tale of a scientist creating a serum that unleashes a different side of his personality.
Final Score: Swamp 28, Heckyll 17. The Swamp people took a big lead in the first half, as the Heckyll side seemed to be playing too timidly. They seemed like a completely different team in the second half, and it appeared that they just might steal the win. But their offense mysterious bogged down halfway through the fourth quarter, and the Wooley boys move on.
THE EXOTIC LOCALES BOWL
"Rock the Casbah," The Clash, 1983
vs. "One Night in Bangkok," Murray Head, 1985
Two songs that take place in non-Western countries. First, the English punk legends hit #8 with a song about a Middle Eastern ruler who tries to band rock music in his country. Then, the actor-singer who sang the role of Judas on the original Jesus Christ Superstar LP got to #3 with a song from the concept album Chess about an important match taking place in the capital of the former Siam.
Final Score: Bangkok 38, Casbah 21. The Head team won with superior strategy and cerebral play calling. But the Clash side were happy enough to have gotten to play, and they decided to celebrate their effort afterward, whey
THE LOSING MY MARBLES BOWL
"Go Insane," Lindsey Buckingham, 1984
vs. "Crazy in the Night (Barking at Airplanes)," Kim Carnes, 1985
Two songs about being unhinged. Fleetwood Mac's guitarist got to #23 with a song about being driven off the deep end by relationship drama. Then, L.A. singer Carnes made it to #15 with a number about being afraid to go to sleep.
Final Score: Crazy 33, Insane 13. There was am unhinged quality to the play of both teams, but the Carnes team shut down all attempts at an air attack, and the Buckingham bunch lost their power to come back. The losing side packed up their gear immediately after their game, and they were overheard saying that they were heading down "the holiday road."
THE ROYAL INSANITY BOWL
"Delirious," Prince, 1983
vs, "Let's Go Crazy," Prince, 1984
Two more songs about mental instability, both by a challenge from Minnesota. First, he hit #8 with a tune about being knocked off kilter by proximity to the object of his affection. Then he went all the way to the top with an invitation to go nuts with the time wwe have left on Earth.
Final Score: Crazy 55, Delirious 9. The Crazy team were fired up by a rousing pregame speech, and they subsequently dominated their opponents, who got all their yardage on the ground because they just couldn't make a pass.
THE WHAT IS THIS "RAPPING" THAT YOU SPEAK OF BOWL
"Rapper's Delight," The Sugarhill Gang, 1980
vs. "Rapture," Blondie, 1981
Two of the earliest instances of hip-hop penetrating the Top 40. First, a New York trio reached #36 by rhyming and boasting over Chic's "Good Times." Then, Debbie Harry and her band went to #1 with a number on which she raps about a Martian with a ravenous appetite with things that end in "ar."
Final Score: Delight 42, Rapture 28. The Blondie team ate up a lot of ground, and the Sugarhill tgangwere jumping and banging in an exciting first half. But the Rapture squad seemed to be feeling unwell in the second half, reportedly as the result of some bad food they were too polite to not eat. They spent the fourth quarter downing Kaopectate, while the Rappers appeared able to go on and on until the break of dawn.
THE SICK OF MYSELF BOWL
"You Be Illin'," Run-DMC, 1986
vs. "Me Myself and I," De la Soul, 1989
Two rap hits with comedic edges. The pioneering trio from Hollis, Queens hit #29 with a song about a guy who orders a Big Mac from KFC and doesn't realize his delicious meaty dinner is dog food. Later, a threesome from Long Island got to #34 with a track about being proud of their atypical style of dress.
Final Score: Illin' 37, Myself 15. Even though the DMC team seemed confused at times, sometimes trying to slam dunk the ball over the goalposts or hit it with a baseball bat, their enthusiasm was enough to get past De La, who decided to only kick field goals because they believe 3 is a magic number.
THE STRANGE DANCING BOWL
"Shake for the Sheik," The Escape Club, 1989
vs. "Stand," R.E.M., 1989
Two songs about where and how one might dance. First, a London band hit #28 with a song about shaking it for a rich Arab amid spies and missiles. Then, the pride of Athens, Georgia reached #6 singing about a dance that involves facing particular directions and keeping your feet on the ground.
Final Score: Stand 27, Shake 10. The R.E.M. boys were able to find their way to scoring opportunities by watching the sky and even using orienteering equipment. That was a more successful approach than what their opponents did, which was just run around wildly until they hurt themselves.
Tuesday, February 4, 2020
OMYAM Podcast Episode #9: February 5, 1983
https://anchor.fm/oldmanyellsatmusic/episodes/Episode-9-February-5--1983-eal1je
We're going back 37 years to a time when New Wave ruled. But old guys, pop pros, and even a ventriloquist could slip into the charts. Have a listen, and follow along on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQkMp-TFgZKtnNZVDEEC2FCQ And don't forget: Wah!
We're going back 37 years to a time when New Wave ruled. But old guys, pop pros, and even a ventriloquist could slip into the charts. Have a listen, and follow along on YouTube at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDWLXjsOJPQkMp-TFgZKtnNZVDEEC2FCQ And don't forget: Wah!
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