Friday, April 29, 2022

The OMYAM Podcast Episode 100: The OMUTURE Final and the 90s Tournament Selection Show

Episode #100

The podcast reaches a milestone, a champion is crowned, and the quest for another one begins.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2022

The OMYAM Podcast Episode #99: April 5, 1975

Episode #99

This episode goes back to 47 springs ago, and covers hits by Bob Dylan, Fanny, The Osmonds, Telly Savalas, Bachman-Turner Overdrive, Chicago, Labelle and more.  Look up the songs and other related materials on YouTube here, and your chance to support the show on Patreon is here.  This is an episode worth getting tangled up in.

Wednesday, April 13, 2022

The OMYAM Podcast Episode #98: March 16, 1996


This episode takes us back to the spring of 1996, talking about hits by Busta Rhymes, Bruce Hornsby, Babylon Zoo, LL Cool J, Smashing Pumpkins, Ashley MacIsaac, Gin Blossoms and more.  Listen and watch on YouTube here, and consider supporting the show on Patreon here.  Listen to this episode, to hell with the consequence.

The OMUTURE: Semifinals

THE SURE, YOU'RE A TEENAGER GETTING SHOT AT IN A JUNGLE THOUSANDS OF MILES FROM HOME, BUT LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE BOWL
"19," Paul Hardcastle, 1985
vs. "Don't Worry, Be Happy," Bobby McFerrin, 1988

HOW THEY GOT HERE
19
ROUND 1; Defeated "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen 45-19
ROUND 2: Defeated "Still in Saigon" by The Charlie Daniels Band 42- 16
ROUND 3: Defeated "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2" by Pink Floyd 44-10
ROUND 4; Defeated "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel 28-14
ROUND 5: Defeated "One" by Metallica 35-27
QUARTERFINAL: Defeated: "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors 37-10

Don't Worry, Be Happy
ROUND 1: Defeated "The Longest Time" by Billy Joel 56-0
ROUND 2; Defeated "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners 51-3
ROUND 3: Defeated "Orinoco Flow" by Enya 34-28
ROUND 4: Defeated "Wasn't That a Party" by The Rovers 45-3
ROUND 5: Defeated "Eat It" by Weird Al Yankovic 35-19
QUARTERFINAL: Defeated "I've Never Been to Me" by Charlene 27-21

Final Score: Nineteen 28, Happy 24.  Some observers felt that this could be a slaughter, with McFerrin's team's carefree attitude causing them to be torn to pieces by the battle hardened Hardcastle battalion.  But the Happy team held their own, with the ignorance of the danger presented by their opponents genuinely turning to bliss for much of the game.  But this really was a game that was impossible for him to win, and even though many of his players were severely injured at the end and had to be airlifted out of the stadium, they all still left with smiles on their faces.  Paul and company have proved that they're in this until the bitter end.

THE WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA VS. NYUK NYUK NYUK BOWL
"Pac-Man Fever," Buckner and Garcia, 1982
vs. "The Curly Shuffle," Jump N the Saddle, 1984

HOW THEY GOT HERE
Pac-Man Fever
ROUND 1: Defeated "Digital Display" by Ready for the World 52-10
ROUND 2: Defeated "Double Dutch Bus" by Frankie Smith 42-21
ROUND 3: Defeated "Radio Ga-Ga" by Queen 44-7
ROUND 4: Defeated "Mr. Roboto" by Styx 41-10
ROUND 5: Defeated "Valley Girl" by Frank and Moon Zappa 25-17
QUARTERFINAL; Defeated "Run for the Roses" by Dan Fogelberg 42-13

The Curly Shuffle
ROUND 1: Defeated "Twilight Tone" by The Manhattan Transfer 44-3
ROUND 2: Defeated "I Wanna Be a Cowboy" by Boys Don't Cry 47-7
ROUND 3: Defeated "The Clapping Song" by Pia Zadora 49-17
ROUND 4: Defeated "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was (Not Was) 45-16
ROUND 5: Defeated "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco 31-14
QUARTERFINAL: Defeated "General Hospi-Tale" by The Afternoon Delights 31-21

Final Score: Curly 33, Pac-Man 31.  This was one of the tournament's most exciting games, as both teams played with reckless abandon.  The Stooges' physicality was devastating as usual, and the Pac-Men made many spectacular moves to evade tackles on their way to scores.  The Curly crew seemed on their way to defeat with seconds to go, but they managed to get the winning touchdown on a play so disorganized it resembled slapstick comedy. But it ended with Curly himself in the end zone, and his team rewarding their winning coach not with a Gatorade bath but a pie to the face.  It's Game Over for Buckner and Garcia.  They have played their last quarter.  The Stooges shuffle on to what will surely be a thrilling final.

The OMUTURE: Quarterfinals

THE MAKE LOVE NOT WAR BOWL 
"Turning Japanese," The Vapors, 1980
vs. "19," Paul Hardcastle, 1985

HOW THEY GOT HERE

Turning Japanese
ROUND 1: Defeated "She Bop" by Cyndi Lauper 42-35
ROUND 2: Defeated "Centrefold" by The J. Geils Band 41-17
ROUND 3: Defeated "Sugar Walls" by Sheena Easton 49-6
ROUND 4: Defeated "Whip It" by Devo 42-16
ROUND 5: Defeated ""Bust a Move" by Young MC 28-10

19
ROUND 1; Defeated "Born in the USA" by Bruce Springsteen 45-19
ROUND 2: Defeated "Still in Saigon" by The Charlie Daniels Band 42- 16
ROUND 3: Defeated "Another Brick in the Wall Part 2" by Pink Floyd 44-10
ROUND 4; Defeated "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel 28-14
ROUND 5: Defeated "One" by Metallica 35-27

Final Score: Nineteen 37, Turning 10.  Hardcastle's team brought out all their heavy artillery: the shotgun, the long bomb, and relentless blitzing to vaporize their opponents' hopes.  The Turning team no longer have this tournament to occupy their attention, but observers believe they'll have no trouble finding a new pastime, and when they do, we might not see them for awhile.

THE BLISSFUL IGNORANCE BOWL 
"I've Never Been to Me," Charlene, 1982
vs. "Don't Worry, Be Happy," Bobby McFerrin, 1988

HOW THEY GOT HERE

I've Never Been to Me
ROUND 1: Defeated "Coming Around Again" by Carly Simon 31-14
ROUND 2; Defeated "To All the Girls I've Loved Before" by Willie Nelson and Julio Iglesias 31-17
ROUND 3; Defeated "Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood 24-10
ROUND 4: Defeated "Dirty Laundry" by Don Henley 34-14
ROUND 5: Defeated "Sun City" by Artists United Against Apartheid 19-14.

Don't Worry, Be Happy
ROUND 1: Defeated "The Longest Time" by Billy Joel 56-0
ROUND 2; Defeated "Come On Eileen" by Dexy's Midnight Runners 51-3
ROUND 3: Defeated "Orinoco Flow" by Enya 34-28
ROUND 4: Defeated "Wasn't That a Party" by The Rovers 45-3
ROUND 5: Defeated "Eat It" by Weird Al Yankovic 35-19

Final Score: Happy 27, Never 21.  Both teams had gotten this far by displaying a devil-may-care attitude and not thinking about anything but winning the game in front of them. But early in the second half of this game, Charlene's team appeared to start doubting themselves, wondering if the way they played the game was worth it in the long term, and perhaps even if they should have taken up a different sport. McFerrin's team took advantage of this to get the win.  After the game, losing coach Charlene announce that her entire team was giving up football to find their soulmates and start families, because, "marriage and children are the most precious trophies of all."

THE INFLICTING AND REPAIRING INJURIES BOWL 
"General Hospi-Tale," The Afternoon Delights, 1981
vs. "The Curly Shuffle," Jump N The Saddle, 1984

HOW THEY GOT HERE

General Hospi-Tale
ROUND 1: Defeated "The Goonies R Good Enough" by Cyndi Lauper
ROUND 2: Defeated "Bette Davis Eyes" by Kim Carnes 35-6
ROUND 3: Defeated "Burning Heart" by Survivor 38-7
ROUND 4: Defeated "Batdance" by Prince 34-28
ROUND 5: Defeated "Heartlight" by Neil Diamond 27-13

The Curly Shuffle
ROUND 1: Defeated "Twilight Tone" by The Manhattan Transfer 44-3
ROUND 2: Defeated "I Wanna Be a Cowboy" by Boys Don't Cry 47-7
ROUND 3: Defeated "The Clapping Song" by Pia Zadora 49-17
ROUND 4: Defeated "Walk the Dinosaur" by Was (Not Was) 45-16
ROUND 5: Defeated "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco 31-14

Final Score: Curly 31, General 21.  The Stooge team struggled to get its act together in the first half, making numerous mistakes and blaming each other for them.  But in the second half, they became more focused and threw everything they had at the Delights, who at the same time started getting caught up in their own internal dramas, and the surgical precision they showed early in the game was replaced by suspicion and intrigue.  Once again the Shuffle squad finds a way to win, but there's a surprisingly celebratory mood in the Hospi-Tale camp, because apparently two of their players are about to marry each other. And apparently an L. Taylor will be in attendance, and it's not Lawrence.

THE YOU PAY YOUR MONEY AND YOU TAKE YOUR CHANCE BOWL 
"Pac-Man Fever," Buckner and Garcia, 1982
vs. "Run for the Roses," Dan Fogelberg, 1982 

HOW THEY GOT HERE

Pac-Man Fever
ROUND 1: Defeated "Digital Display" by Ready for the World 52-10
ROUND 2: Defeated "Double Dutch Bus" by Frankie Smith 42-21
ROUND 3: Defeated "Radio Ga-Ga" by Queen 44-7
ROUND 4: Defeated "Mr. Roboto" by Styx 41-10
ROUND 5: Defeated "Valley Girl" by Frank and Moon Zappa 25-17

Run for the Roses
ROUND 1: Defeated "The Runner" by Manfred Mann's Earth Band 49-7
ROUND 2: Defeated "Master Blaster (Jammin') by Stevie Wonder 51-0
ROUND 3: Defeated "Wipe Out" by The Fat Boys and the Beach Boys 37-7
ROUND 4: Defeated "Puttin' on the Ritz" by Taco 38-21
ROUND 5: Defeated ""Bruce" by Rick Springfield 37-7

Final Score: Pac-Man 42, Roses 13.  Buckner and Garcia's bunch ducked and dodged and gobbled up yardage against the a Fogelberg team used to going straight forward and powering ahead.  That approach wasn't enough against the Pac's quickness, and the Roses soon ran out of lives and were forced to walk away from the tournament.  But life after the tournament seems like it will be pretty good for the Rose boys.  Their team owner has lined them up some very special "appointments," in order to create the next generation of stars, so they feel like winners in spite of this loss.

Friday, April 1, 2022

The OMYAM Podcast Episodes #96 & #97: Tales From the Bargain Bin #10 - Blue Angel & March 1, 1980

Episode 96

Episode #97

Two 1980-centric shows.  First it's a look at the only album by a band whose singer later showed her true colors as an 80s icon.  Then we check out charts from the third month of that year, discussing songs by Tommy James, Led Zeppelin, The Flying Lizards, Stiff Little Fingers, The Boomtown Rats, The Buggles, Smokey Robinson and more.  Find the YouTube playlists here and here, and you can support the show on Patreon here.  These episodes will give you such a thrill, even if they won't pay your bills.